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Strive to be your Best No Matter How funny it turns out Especially if you are a comedian. A little thing like a post-it note can go by unnoticed very easily. It’s easy to over look. Just another another flake of snow in a flurry of paper that swirls all ’round us in this way we live. But then there is the Dream Team Prayer. I found in on this post-it note while working at a Phoenix area satellite modem company. It was originally posted on a satellite modem or RF module after being repaired. This post-it note is full of the aspirations of survival. How else could making an electronic module function as engineering intended it to induce such euphoria as this note implicates? He was obviously in a fight to the death. With so many compromises in life, survival and hope are the biggest parts of the battle. And so I’ve kept this note in my desk for these years and its come to appear to me as a prayer. The dream team prayer yields its effect through the hilarious use of language which very effectively counterpoints the sheer relief of getting past yet another snag. ( Please note: I’m sure this man speaks English far better than I’ll ever speak his language…whatever it is )

Please note the key magic phrase of the note: "Sucks one" And now a moment of silence and laughter:

The Dream Team Prayer : as originally posted on some electronic module undergoing repair after initial manufacture

This one is done now: Mr. Larry Harley or or Michael. Especially Mr Larry that have been known about what going on with this board. This board is a sucks one that we never had seen before, but now by Larry and myself tried to do togethers very very hards that make this job done very very well. Larry Please ! accept my appreciation for your held me in the past, and in the present, to the future. Larry I hope we’re working as a Special team or as a Dream team from now to the future. So now please Send this shit to the Q.A. ( quality assurance ) right away and I wish we don’t have to have to see any shit like this no more. Thanks SC 12/16/96 ( Sameth Chap)

The Dream Team Prayer  mp3

While I am against making it easy for illegal aliens to come to the USA I am not in favor of strict to the letter enforcement of immigration laws.  Why is this?  The contradiction is rooted in the socialist welfare state and social safety net and in who is allowed to vote.   Coming here illegally does not rule you out in my book.  Taking the givaways and altering the outcome of elections that you have no cultural basis in which to vote does.   I see the way things are as a “buy-in to the great experimental corporation which is the USA.   Come here, work hard suffer adversity and your children will be “bought into” the system.  Yes its somewhat rememiscent of indentured servitude.   What was good for the English, Germans, Irish, Italians, Poles, Vietnamese, Russians, Chinese, Kurds, Indians is good enough for Mexicans.  America is not a land of royalty no matter how frothy libs get over good for nothing Kennedy’s.  Let’s not try to make princesses out of the Mexicans.  Most of them are part Indian and thus are an ill fit for preconceived liberal notions of polite society behavior.  They’ll do fine if we don’t meddle.   How would any average White Lib be so talented as to be able to diddle things in the correct direction anyway?  Rhetorical question.  Its obvious they can’t.   

For a quick look at one of the more humorous contributions by an immigrant see The Dream Team Prayer.

I write previous paragraph as a primer.  Maybe we will all be better off if we were illegal aliens in a short while if this national digital ID card is fully implemented.   The worst crime you can possibly commit in the USA is not murder by any means.  The worst crime you can commit is to not pay your taxes.  If the federal government is forced to make a choice between fending off terrorists or persuing means of tax collection you can be sure what will win out.   This ID card will go a long way towards them being able to make absolutely sure that not a single penny of tax goes uncollected.  Its all about power and control and by damnit they insist that its a monotonic function with government always gaining power year after year. Some years they gain alot, some times a little.

I was out the other night at a bar and saw a beautiful blond.  We talked and hit it off right from the start. I was drunk what do you expect?   She was beautiful smart and funny, either that or I was inebriated.  Push came to shove and we ended up back at her place.

 The next morning I woke up and saw I’d made a terrible error.  What I had thought was a stunning beauty the night before was really well I’m not sure.  From the sound of her voice I could only guess her testicles were larger than mine.  Her hoarse raspy non-sense made me sure that this was a tranny and not the kind in your Ford. Later I figured out it was Susan Lacking Estrich-Jim.  ( Bet you did not know her complete hyphenated name. )

Susans Answering machine message The lesson I learned, If you are going to pick up women make sure you pick up a Republican girl.  The hot chicks are Republican.  Its also much less likely you’ll need Valtrex afterwards.

Carl Bernstein keeps pitching the idea that the Bush admin has done far more damage than the Nixon administration.   Ego.  He not so subtle invokes what he considers the highest point of his career where he broke the Watergate story.  In reality all he did was help the democrats selectively enforce the law.   The in the end Carl Bernstein has done “Far great Damage” than the Nixon or Bush Administration.   Poor fucker.  His best days are over.  Since Watergate he hasn’t been able to get any more traction.  Its tough getting old.  Its not fun slowly seeing your powers of story conjuring wane till you are a helpless wizard.   Here’s a suggestion Carl:  Make it up like the rest of the democrats! 

Here’s a gift for you Carl:  Blame the Weather on the President!