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Wooo: I’d like to mop the floor the fun way with that hair! ( then have 5 children with your tan skin and with my blue eyes …I can dream)

She’s black.  She’s white.  I’m equal opportunity when it comes to women anyway.  She’s a delight and she’s republican.  Yet more proof that the really hot women are conservative.  Intellect is the most powerful aphrodesiac.  I’d like to squeeze the stuffin’s out of her.  How about the first black AND female president.  Better than Obama. Obama the best you going to do is Vice President.  The first black president MUST be conservative. Why? Because the results black liberal president are just WAY too predictable.  For some reason these idiot voters can’t see the damage a white liberal will do while a black liberal they can mysteriously all of a sudden put 2+2 together.  You’ll run as the vice president for Hilliary.  You’ll serve in that manner on the Dem plantation.  A conservative black man is his own man.  With only 1 in 10 black voting republican the black that votes republican is charting his own course.  He is thinking his own thoughts.  He therefore is his own man.  How much creativity does it take to go with the 9 out of 10 majority ??? ABSOLUTELY NONE !   You may have started your campaign in the footsteps of Lincoln but being a democrat you are more of a Jefferson Davis candidate.  The high taxes which with cumulative effect exceed 50% of our incomes makes us tantamount to 50% slave.

Amy Holmes is a much better choice, Amy for president! Don’t ever go lefty on me Amy, you’ll break my crushin’ heart. With a mug like that I’ll never miss one of your speeches either.

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Looks like a  bunch of libs just can’t take it when one of their plantation voters run away and seek liberty.  See this? They’re calling her WHITE.  How dare you!

Put it up through a hole in the serviing board and tell your wife/sweetheart/girlfriend to lick the chocolate truffle lightly with NO biting!  A recipe for chocolate truffle surprise!   

Below is a table of the less than creative.  I’ve used Judd for the Defense to fill in the pidgeon hole for Lawyer-Serious.  There are extra holes in the table for as I think of new phyla in this rather limited taxonomy. 

The point is of this exercise is as a demonstration of what a bunch of lemon heads we must be to keep watching this stuff over and over.  Manix was on in 1968 for shits sake.  The recipe is still selling! 

Then also its an educational thing to notice that the TV show Police-Doctor never really took off in the 70’s.  Its two dramatic dynamics at cross odds with one another.  The brutal antagonism of the Police-Crook relationship and the cooperative care giving dynamic of the Doctor-Patient mythic relationship.  ( Obviously mythic as Doctors don’t give a squat about their patients ! )   Therefore cross COLUMN with ROW but not ROW with ROW. 

This fits my theory that what we watch is in reality written by us the viewer.  Our expectations almost exclusively guide the writers hand as Hollywood is exclusively Darwinistic in its methods of choosing its plots.  The ones we do not watch die rapid deaths.   This is were you can see the dynamics of evolution play out in super high speed play.  If we ever are to have any hope of evolving ourselves into something better through the self modification that will happen through the genetic engineering we better try to first start thinking outside our boxes.  They’re pathetic, small and very unentertaining.

Next I’ll post a PERL script that can calculate Hollywood plot lines for the writers as an online tool.  You’ll also be able to predict the endings of Hollywood movies before you even see them with this script.

I will now go Murry Gell-Mann on your ass.

The table is oversized to allow for future entries

The author will now go Murray Gell-Man on your ass and make some predictions / creations of new shows on the fly.  In the taxonomy there are some gaper sized holes in the chart.  Several genres are being overlooked and seem like they could be exploited to great profit.

1) Gangster / ParaNormal  — GOD-Fodder 

2) Lawyer / ParaNormal — Chud for the Defense

3) Coroner / Funny — Quimby - CSI ( Comic SetUp Investigator )

4) Doctor / Paranormal - Ghost Doctorer

I’m sure there are others. 

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