Archive for March 2nd, 2007

Mars is Warming Causing its Polar Caps to Shrink

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

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Mar’s polar cap is shrinking too.   The cited reason is solar radiance.  That should slap the book shut on global warming.  Solar activity varies.  The amount of light put out by the sun thus does also.

Meanwhile Al Gore is buying carbon credits from a company he owns.  Mmm….I’ll sell you at credits at half the cost Al.  

I don’t anticipate he’ll take me up on the offer.  You can guess the ones he sells himself have an actual cost of zero because they are bogus.  This Tee Shirt Scheme is shammy.

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I Dream of Jenny

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

Some nights I sleep better than others.  The nights I sleep well are very evident because I dream alot.  Sometimes there is  recurring theme on several different nights. This is about one of them.

The first dream consisted of Jennifer Aniston being all lovey dovey with me.  I took her hands and looked in her eyes and said ” Jenny, why are you all sweet on me….I mean I’m not ugly or anything but you’re probably way out of my league.   She just smiled back and gave me a big wet sloppy kiss.  Needless to say I woke up feeling really good.  She has a really sweet demeanor in my dreams. 

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I can’t predict my dreams. They have always been random so I didn’t think much more of this until the next night when I had the same dream. Jennifer was back alright.  Except this time it was Jennifer Lopez.   By this time I’d given up questioning why she was there and was just taking advantage the of the situation.  Miss Lopez was every bit as pleasant as Miss Aniston.

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When I woke up I wondered what is it about the Jennifers?  Just too wacky.  Then I realized I’d left out my favorite Jennifer.  Jennifer Love Hewett.   I keep hoping for a recurrence of the Jenny Dream but nothing so far.   I can dream can’t I ?

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