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April 4th, 2007

Jimmy Carter suggests Nancy Pelosi is on the Right Track Going to Syria-Thus it must be Wrong


There are very few people that I reserve the Do-The-Negative treatment to. 

The reason why is can be explained thus:   The opposite of everything is not nothing but rather - SOMETHING.

Thus if you have a person you feel is a total bungler you can not simply do the opposite and expect it to be the correct thing.  The highest probability is that taking the opposite of wrong the result you get will also be wrong. 

However in the case of Jimmy Carter his nose for being completely and exactly wrong is so good that indeed if Jimmy C says its right then just take the opposite and do that.  You can’t miss!

Don’t miss Jimmy’s new book ” When Rabbits Attack….How to Beat Off a Rabbit”

You’re a nice guy Jimmy but if they cemented your piehole shut the world would be a better place.

Ugggg…..This just in:  EVEN the Washington Post can see its not a good idea.  When the SpEd’s ( Special Education ) of the post can see it must be pretty obvious.  These are no suduko champs afterall.

April 4th, 2007

Global Warming Robes: Help Save the Earth by Wearing an MMGW Robe


Along the same lines of the Green Electrical Power Tee-shirt I have just had a brainwave. Crushed red velvet religious robes for us true believers in MMGW.   Possessing one of these limited edition robes will confer upon you great clerical status and power.   We can hummeda hummeda hummeda mediate for mediation of global warming.   Being a high priest of the Church of MMGW will allow you high favors in the social hierarchy of socialist meddling government.  Now is the time to buy before this limited edition Global Warming Robe stock runs out.  You will not see these in stores.  They are only available via mail order.

They are only available in red to symbolize the fact that predominantly liberals / democrat party / socialist / communists are the believers in MMGW.  Thus they are the annointed ones because they care.  

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