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May 31st, 2007

John Edwards Desires Probe Over High Gas Prices - What Details Lurk in Closet?


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Edwards Demands Probing Due to Gas Prices  - Why doesn’t this guy just come out of the closet !  I wonder if he prefers the alien chrome color scheme probe ?

A probe of gas prices is pretty much furniture re-arrangement.  The government likes the extra tax money due to higher gas prices and it costs what it costs to pay the oil company, workers and shareholders to actually do the work to get the damned stuff so no amount of probing of John Edwards is going to bring the price down. 

But in keeping with his femmy nature John probably loves re-arranging furniture.  He could really be novel and suggest eliminating all state and local taxes on oil.  In the interest of the little guy of course. 

May 30th, 2007

An Rx for Venezuela and Hugo Chavez


This arty: Protests in Venezuela Turn Ugly After President Hugo Chavez Yanks TV Station Off the Air ….is a must read.

My prescription for Venezuela….An air drop of assault rifles to the population.  Include some of these 50 caliber sniper rifles and some printed practice targets.

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 Never am I more convinced that socialists / communists / authoritarian / democrats party members are the ultimate uncool squares

May 30th, 2007

Phone your Congressman and Senator - Tell Them to Do NOTHING


I just phoned the offices of Senator John McPain and Jon Kyl.  At public events you can not have enough jo(h)ns! I do wonder with all these jo(h)n’s who is being pimped out.  But then that doesn’t take very long to figure out. 

I phoned their offices to register my opinion on immigration reform.  Simply stated I mentioned that DOING NOTHING is infinitely superior to what they have in mind.

We all know what will happen with their cynical proposals that claim to fine the illegal immigrant 5000 dollars. In the end we all know this fine will either be wavered or more appropriately there will be a 5000 dollar one time subsidy to the illegal immigrant who will then pay the government back with it.  Then they will be required to pay income tax on the subsidy because it is income.  They will then receive a low income tax credit which will exceed their tax bill upon which the government will “RAISE TAXES ON THE RICH” to pay the illegal immigrant the money owed by the government to them.

 These social climbers that go into public office are basicly mostly worthless flecks of poo that can only be considered useful in when in relation to one another.  In fact to compare Senators and Representatives to poo is to unfairly give poo a bad name.  Poo can be used to fertilize plants.  But in the case of congressman if you put them on something as productive as a plant they would surely kill it so great is their experience at penalizing the productive.    Speaking relatively Kyl looks mighty good in comparison with Teddy (The Incredible Bulk ) Kennedy.  In absolute terms though these guys are fungus on the side of a tree leaching off the productive backs of any American that actually creates GNP.  If they didn’t have staff running around like maniacs putting corks on forks they would have blinded themselves years ago. 

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  THE Solution for Improving How our Government Functions

Our reality is that letting these guys run the government is like putting your child on a jet engine propelled school bus with a schizophrenic at the wheel.  It boggles the mind that we do it again and again and again.  I suppose we have no choice in that we have agreed to have a government but then to let them actually start the engine ??!!!…………………..No …this should be a little plastic school bus with 535 little play plastic steering wheels so the little johnnys won’t argue about who gets to drive.  In fact each of these play steering wheels should be second checked to verify there is absolutely no connection to the road whatsoever.  It should be entirely powered by their feet sticking out the bottom.  The wheels should be made of plastic like BigWheels so they make alot of noise as they roll even as they hardly move at all to keep our congressional SpEds entertained and believing they are important.

When I got done with phoning their offices I realized that this Rx for the immigration issue is a more general solution to what is wrong with government.  I realized we should all be phoning their offices daily telling them to DO NOTHING.   Stand absolutely still.  Breath very slowly and quietly or preferably not at all.   Dear Senator you are capable of nothing but destruction.  Please stand still.   If you are nice Mr Congress and you stand very very still we will buy you a set of tassles for your Big Wheel.

May 28th, 2007

The Wrap on Rap - Dying Quicker than Disco - Poo Models


In the late 70’s we had a music genre that was somewhat obnoxious and it died very quickly.  Its main dynamic was the sexual ritual of dance played out in discos.  A camoflauged role playing dress up game that allowed people to decorate the sexual process with polyester and hair spray.   I guess it did conceal the pain that results from knowing that its really hard to find someone you really want to be with.

In the late 2000’s we have a music genre called RAP with a sales drop of 20% last year.  This time the “music” isn’t even musical.  A person not controlled by their impulse to fit in would in reality have to be paid to listen to this music.  Its festooned with sexual rituals of beautiful servile women lounging around waiting for their next penetration.  There is a dress up game too that is not even creative as disco and that is saying alot!  Only by playing on peoples weakest points, their fantasies, can such a business be made of such a bad quality product.

The irony about RAP is that its name is derived from a slang meaning “TALK”.  The problem is the people doing rap have nothing to say like just about every other “artist” out there.  “Artists” appear hollow to me.  That’s because most are merely posers and not really artists.  You can argue with this and I would argue back saying the thing I made in the toilet is a work of art.  It must be because sometimes when I make a really good one I take a picture and send it to my friends.  Thus it is art because it models and its runway is made of porcelain. 

In conclusion, like my art, rap is crap. 

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May 28th, 2007

The Greed and Manipulative Nature of Governments on Display After Sunken Treasure Find


Exerpts in bold

Deep sea treasure trove launches trans-Atlantic dispute

…….The US company Odyssey Marine Exploration announced on May 18 it had discovered the wreck, code-named “Black Swan“, using the latest in undersea robot technology.

……..What we’re seeing here is a presumed incidence of plundering,” First Deputy Prime Minister Maria Teresa Fernandez de la Vega said Friday.

………Spanish newspaper ABC meanwhile reported Friday that “Black Swan” was Spanish and had been located in Spanish territorial waters near the Strait of Gibraltar.

This is a wreck that has been submerged for hundreds of years.  For CENTURIES the government of Spain showed absolutely NO interest and showed NO effort trying to recover anything from this wreck.  Now when some enterprising group finds the loot suddenly its something owned by the Spanish government.

What would be the explanation for the media in Spain coming out and totally assuming where this wreck is?  I’m pretty sure no one but the people who did the discovering know where this wreck is.  Thus I can only assume that someone in the government talked to someone in the media and told them to stir up public opinion in their favor by making this claim.

For a small time socialist government like Spain half a billion dollars in alot of loot.  Thus a government official says ” its a case of plundering”.  I’d have to agree with that but its not the Odessey group doing it.  Governments in general plunder the productive people of the world.  This case is just so representative of what you get from governments.  They sit perched like vultures doing NOTHING. When any money changes hands they screech and lay claim to a large percentage.

Governments remind me of an extreme passive aggressive character with a wicked sociopathic twist.  They don’t do anything of worth sitting on their fat cellulite ridden asses.  If you do something and make any sort of success they put you in jail if you don’t pay a percentage.  I would never want to be part of a government.  My conscience would never alow it.  My ambition would never withstand it.  How anyone else can be is a mystery.  All I can think of is that there are people so full of puss like a swollen painful boil and thus they do not sense the pernicious nature and effect of being a part of government and lording power over others.  And do not try to tell me governments do some good.  Governments are just an excuse for your conscience so you can fool yourself into believing that the afflicted are taken care of in this case. If you really cared you would give away what you have and go personally help.  Personal attention is the greatest sign anyone cares.  If you do not give it, you do not really care. 

 

May 27th, 2007
May 26th, 2007

Why DNA is in the Form of a Spiral


I have a theory on why DNA is in th form of a spiral.  The two photos below suggest a reason:

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Its very easy to push two springs together in a way that meshings them with a ratio of 1:1 turn per turn.  This turn per turn meshing would help sync up the spacing to reduce error in placement.  It would only require 1 turn mesh being skipped on 1 helix before the energy of the configuration would be greater than the configuration of the correctly meshed configuration.  Thus with each full turn there is a propensity to fall into the correct configuration.

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May 26th, 2007
May 25th, 2007

Designer Vaginer - Labial Reduction is ScrewBall Idea - News Flash - Men Like Large Labia


Top medical journal blasts “designer vaginer” craze  - on a unrelated note I like blasting vaginas

To you neurotic American women out there please note: We heterosexual men like vaginas in all their shapes and sizes.  I in particular like large pussy lips. 

In regards vaginal fashion: A little common sense would lead you to conclude you should not be consulting males in the fashion industry. Most likely they are gay and in no case be a vaginal expert of any type.  Consult a vaginal expert like myself.   Consultations are free.  I will inspect your vagina and give you an experts advise as to whether cosmetic surgury should be done.

If you insist on customizing your vagina there are medications that might help you and thus avoid dangerous frivolous surgury.  Have you experience vaginal relaxation?  ( lord knows I have, nothing like some vagina to help me relax…but that’s neither here nor in there ). 

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  • May 23rd, 2007

    Worst Day Golfing Better Than Best Day Working? - I think not !


    Golfer dies after cart plunges off cliff  - it would suck but he died in what I think in a way that approximates something you would see in a slapstick comedy film.