Recently a swedish magician made the following comment:
The title of the original article was Vegas run by gays and Jews, says magician
Quoting from the article:
Swedish magician Joe Labero has provoked a strong reaction with suggestions that Las Vegas is controlled by “Jewish business syndicates, American dollar millionaires and homosexual booking agents”.
This article can be spun a few ways. First of all assuming that the reporter considered it a negative thing to be running Las Vegas then he cares enough to mention that Jews and Gays are being insulted but then leaves dollar millionaires out. One can therefore conclude that the report does not care about dollar millionaires. Thus the reporter is guilty of dollar millionaire descrimination.
Next I call your attention to the fact that us white guys are all the time being in control of this that or the other thing and it is said in a way like its a bad thing. So my remark is “How’s it feel? Not alot of compassion for Gays or Jews while maybe a little for the dollar millionaires. I can only conclude that the reporter thought alot of those dollar millionaires are white guys and thus unworthy of remark and probably deserving of criticism. “You know those dollar millionaires REALLY DO control Las Vegas you know” thought the reporter. Gays and Jews if you want some brotherhood next time they pick on us white guys for controlling everything how about speaking up? I want to see you go all Queer Eye for the Straight Guy on anyone who picks on us.
I’d also like to point out that being accused of controlling Las Vegas is not really an out and out insult. In fact if I were accused of controlling Vegas I’d very quickly say yeah man, its all mine. I control it all ! ( then recheck the balance in my bank account to see if it reflects ) It may not be a wholesome place to raise little Johnny but its not a NAZI death camp either! But then most reporters are lame brain socialists so being in control of anything is a great big nasty sin of the first order.
Labero also commented the following:
“But at the end of the day it seems to be impossible - unless you are a homosexual, a Jew or an American.
“I don’t mean to sound prejudiced of course, I’m just cynical. A blond Swedish Viking will have a hard time breaking through the hierarchies that control Vegas, where power rests in the hands of Jewish business syndicates, American dollar millionaires and homosexual booking agents.
Note to Labero the Magician: Take off the horned Viking helmet and tape sausage to leg before next face to face with booking agent. Preferably one made with only beef in case you get a Gay Jewish booking agent. Lord forbid if you get a Gay-Jewish-Dollar-Millionaire. They have higher tastes than mere sausage. Feed em fish eggs and tell him they are magically delicious.
Or you could show the agent your trucknuts
I will never be gay and I am atheist so the only choice left to me if I want to control Las Vegas is dollar millionaire. If I am ever a millionaire I hope I am a dollar millionaire because it would be very nice to control Las Vegas.