Top medical journal blasts “designer vaginer” craze - on a unrelated note I like blasting vaginas
To you neurotic American women out there please note: We heterosexual men like vaginas in all their shapes and sizes. I in particular like large pussy lips.
In regards vaginal fashion: A little common sense would lead you to conclude you should not be consulting males in the fashion industry. Most likely they are gay and in no case be a vaginal expert of any type. Consult a vaginal expert like myself. Consultations are free. I will inspect your vagina and give you an experts advise as to whether cosmetic surgury should be done.
If you insist on customizing your vagina there are medications that might help you and thus avoid dangerous frivolous surgury. Have you experience vaginal relaxation? ( lord knows I have, nothing like some vagina to help me relax…but that’s neither here nor in there ).
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