I just phoned the offices of Senator John McPain and Jon Kyl. At public events you can not have enough jo(h)ns! I do wonder with all these jo(h)n’s who is being pimped out. But then that doesn’t take very long to figure out.
I phoned their offices to register my opinion on immigration reform. Simply stated I mentioned that DOING NOTHING is infinitely superior to what they have in mind.
We all know what will happen with their cynical proposals that claim to fine the illegal immigrant 5000 dollars. In the end we all know this fine will either be wavered or more appropriately there will be a 5000 dollar one time subsidy to the illegal immigrant who will then pay the government back with it. Then they will be required to pay income tax on the subsidy because it is income. They will then receive a low income tax credit which will exceed their tax bill upon which the government will “RAISE TAXES ON THE RICH” to pay the illegal immigrant the money owed by the government to them.
These social climbers that go into public office are basicly mostly worthless flecks of poo that can only be considered useful in when in relation to one another. In fact to compare Senators and Representatives to poo is to unfairly give poo a bad name. Poo can be used to fertilize plants. But in the case of congressman if you put them on something as productive as a plant they would surely kill it so great is their experience at penalizing the productive. Speaking relatively Kyl looks mighty good in comparison with Teddy (The Incredible Bulk ) Kennedy. In absolute terms though these guys are fungus on the side of a tree leaching off the productive backs of any American that actually creates GNP. If they didn’t have staff running around like maniacs putting corks on forks they would have blinded themselves years ago.

THE Solution for Improving How our Government Functions
Our reality is that letting these guys run the government is like putting your child on a jet engine propelled school bus with a schizophrenic at the wheel. It boggles the mind that we do it again and again and again. I suppose we have no choice in that we have agreed to have a government but then to let them actually start the engine ??!!!…………………..No …this should be a little plastic school bus with 535 little play plastic steering wheels so the little johnnys won’t argue about who gets to drive. In fact each of these play steering wheels should be second checked to verify there is absolutely no connection to the road whatsoever. It should be entirely powered by their feet sticking out the bottom. The wheels should be made of plastic like BigWheels so they make alot of noise as they roll even as they hardly move at all to keep our congressional SpEds entertained and believing they are important.
When I got done with phoning their offices I realized that this Rx for the immigration issue is a more general solution to what is wrong with government. I realized we should all be phoning their offices daily telling them to DO NOTHING. Stand absolutely still. Breath very slowly and quietly or preferably not at all. Dear Senator you are capable of nothing but destruction. Please stand still. If you are nice Mr Congress and you stand very very still we will buy you a set of tassles for your Big Wheel.