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I’m confused, what did that Genii want groomed ?

Harry Canary - A Bird of great intellect, imagination and coiffure

I have been trying for some time to find out where he gets his hair done!

Take a little starch and newspaper clippings add a little water.  Coathangers make shaping a form easier because they bend readily. Balloons make great forms for heads.  In the hands of an artist you can make a lifeless structural array look like a human face.  Why the artist in the photo was making an effigy of Simon Cowell is a question I’ll leave to the reader to answer.

      Paper Mache

When our antique media set about making their paper mache tigers Howard Dean and John McCain they neglected to fully understand the magnitude of the artist required to make these two roll.  I won’t even include the fact that the antique media is full of clods and fatheads, er well I just did. True to the metaphor here Dean and McCain burnt up after launch on re-entry into the atmosphere just as you would expect wire frame, starch and paper to do.

You see both of these fellows where media created characters.  Howard Dean was created by the media.  He was ghosted up by the media because he was the most anti-Bush character.   John McCain was ghosted up because he was the untimate Republican sell out.  The antique media would love nothing more than to see the party it dislikes turned irrelevant by virtue of being a watered down paper mache paste socialist - er I mean democrat party.

Thus with the system test that was Howard Dean:  He was media created and faded on first testing.  We could have predicted and indeed I did that John McCain would fade badly as he is now.  Of course the media blamed his failure on THE SCREAM but that’s merely excuse making to cover their confection.

Given McCains ego look to see him try something radical. He’s a fighter pilot, he will either be a hard jink to the left or right.  That won’t buy him much.  There is a golden bb with John’s name on it called reality. 

John if you are reading this here’s some advice:  Try something really unique - Give up the McCain Feingold approach to politics.  Incremental removal of our free speech rights is part of what got you half way to oblivion.  Take up the rabid capitalist / individualist approach.  

Between you me and the lamp post I can’t see this one happening.  Who ever came up with the idea of making tigers out of paper anyway?  Paper tigers, stuffed animals - You have to exhibit alot of imagination to breath life into the lifeless.  Our antique media lacks no fantasy factor all the while they are such poor artists.

For some time now I’ve speculated the best solar energy collection method would go something like this: 

  1- take one shallow tank of water, salt with a genetically modified algae and bacteria mix

  2- Green algae absorbs sunlight and grows.

  3- Bacteria eats and ferments algae

  4- alcohol drains out a spigot into a holding talk.

The advantage would be one could make your collector as large as you could afford to build.

I do not know if the exact details are scientifically practical but nonetheless its the over all skeleton of the idea that’s worth considering.  In an arty that announced the First artificial life ‘within months’  its suggested something very similar to this could be practical.

 This is the type of development that can lead to changes in societies that reform to such a degree as to be a transition point similar to the Wright brothers development of a the practical control system for the airplane.  Who can say exactly when we were transformed?    In or about 1904 we were for all practical purposes flightless.  By World War I  we were gunning at each other from aircraft. 

The transition to green solar fuels is coming and guessing by feel alone by 2020 we’ll be solidly down the oil-free pathway.   Things are going to get very exciting in the next 15 years. 

Watch for alot of people with vested interests in being “against” petroleum to switch to being “against” bio-engineering bugs to make fuels.  Remember, these “ecological” organizations such as greenpeace are really just another business organism. An no organism wants to die except the obviously unviable ones.  Thus expect one boogey man to be replaced with another.  Thus the transplantation of dna from bacteria to bacteria will require the the environmental movement to get a boogeyman transplant.

Frauds and Charlatans.  Don’t buy their product.  Let them go out of business.  They won’t be needed any more.

The fairness doctrine. How did that play out prior to the Fox network and Rush Limbaugh?  I remember how.  Nothing but what the antique media called middle of the road. Of course middle of the road means way left. But that was fair.  ACCORDING TO THEM!!   Just like if I was king a da world I’d consider that eminently fair. 

Senator Inhofe, the mmgw truth-speaker reported earlier in the week that Hilliary and Diane Feinstein want  ” a legislative solution to talk radio”.    What country do they think they live in ? Stalinist Russia ????  For god’s sake what a gaff on Hilliary’s part.  She’s  eventually going to get these words rammed up her output repeatedly with nothing but chalk dust for lubricant.   If a republican was out to get a left leaning institution like public radio ( even thought that would be fair as its publicly funded ) there would be hell to pay in the media.   Its a said commentary on where this country is headed that there is so much quiet in regards this topic.

As I said in a previous arty someone needs to spray WD-40 on Hilliarys neck bolts.  She’s clodding around in those Frankenstein-ic Doc Martin boots and saying   free speech…..we don’t need to stinkin’ free speech.

It boggles the mind that in this internet era that these demi-tyrants still think they can rule like the mid-20th century where information leaked from source to public in relatively slow fashion.

Last century demi-tyrants: Please note the above diffusion equation,  the diffusion constant has changed ! 

I hate the endless go round when too many perspectives are allowed air at the same time.  It imparts a complete sense of attention deficit disorder deficit disorder attention what what my point ?  I’d rather have one cogent argument at a time even if its some jacked up liberal story about global warming and why even the homeless are feeling its effects. 

Otherwise it just gets down to the same old “Clinton got a blow job in the WhiteHouse, no he didn’t !!! Yes he did” type of story. That’s just plain annoying.

The take away ?  Its scary we have people so power hungry they would try to legislate away Rush Limbaugh.  I’d like to think I live in the internet age, not the middle ages. More than ever this convinces me Hilliary will prove unelectable.

With the following article I feel for the leading early adopters we realize that MMGW - Man Made Global Warming was a complete hoax.

Reference this article:  Read the sunspots   by R. TIMOTHY PATTERSON    exerpt below in bold:

Using computers to conduct what is referred to as a “time series analysis” on the colouration and thickness of the annual layers, we have discovered repeated cycles in marine productivity in this, a region larger than Europe. Specifically, we find a very strong and consistent 11-year cycle throughout the whole record in the sediments and diatom remains. This correlates closely to the well-known 11-year “Schwabe” sunspot cycle, during which the output of the sun varies by about 0.1%. Sunspots, violent storms on the surface of the sun, have the effect of increasing solar output, so, by counting the spots visible on the surface of our star, we have an indirect measure of its varying brightness. Such records have been kept for many centuries and match very well with the changes in marine productivity we are observing.In the sediment, diatom and fish-scale records, we also see longer period cycles, all correlating closely with other well-known regular solar variations. In particular, we see marine productivity cycles that match well with the sun’s 75-90-year “Gleissberg Cycle,” the 200-500-year “Suess Cycle” and the 1,100-1,500-year “Bond Cycle.” The strength of these cycles is seen to vary over time, fading in and out over the millennia. The variation in the sun’s brightness over these longer cycles may be many times greater in magnitude than that measured over the short Schwabe cycle and so are seen to impact marine productivity even more significantly.

Our finding of a direct correlation between variations in the brightness of the sun and earthly climate indicators (called “proxies”) is not unique. Hundreds of other studies, using proxies from tree rings in Russia’s Kola Peninsula to water levels of the Nile, show exactly the same thing: The sun appears to drive climate change.

But then there were so many “TELLS” that MMGW as a complete con and hoax that I feel I’m being awfully redundant to even include the above. I do so only be cause its so effective a dissertation in  brief.

Where do we go from here ?

I suggest you as a student of the universe study the bull-shit factor. Just as the Schwabe, Gleissberg, Suess and Bond Cycles are basis waveslets for characterizing why the Earth’s climate varies thus are the reasons behind the global warming hoax basis functions for a literal scad of other cons and hoaxes purpetrated on a daily basis.

The Bum Rush - Hurry the mark up so he makes decisions too quickly that end up costing him big.

Peer Pressure  -  Everybodies doing it honey - take your clothes off ( consensus is in !!! )

Act Conservatively - We better be careful now in a whispered voice - ( the precautionary principle )

 —- There are a thousand nuanced observations you can make. The important thing is to avoid group think. Be an annoying skeptic of EVERYTHING that comes at you.  Otherwise you’ll be partly responsible for the REAL problems that come at us and do not get solved for lack of mindshare.

Only in a place where people have such poor critical thinking skills can RINO republican Micheal Bloomberg say that the USA is in trouble and then say he is the solution.  When I hear this automatically disqualify. 

Maybe I’ve been missing the key to riches all along.  The world has problems. You have problems.  I am your savior. I am not just THE man from Nantucket,  I am the second coming of Jesus.  Thus send your dollar today.

Alot of poor American ( meaning from the USA ) don’t even know it but the have been cheated.  On empiric evidence gleaned from my trips to Brazil our women are just not up to snuff.  The dimensions of the problem are 2 fold. Firstly our women have no hips.  On top of that they have these overly large fat girl boobs.  Brazilian girls have a shape to their breasts instead of having some fatty blobs pasted on their chest.  Secondly in percentage there are just hardly any attractive women in the USA.  This situation leads to a dating market value far out of kilt.  This results in even the fat chicks having nasty unfriendly closed attitudes.  Not so in Brazil.

Here is exhibit 1 in this discussion. These are the two women who ripped off the winning lottery ticket in San Antonio.  Once glance at these photos and a obvious lesson in life jumps right out at you.  That lesson is that you can have a winning lottery ticket and still be a L-O-S-E-R. 

Whitney Flukes and Jessica Syme: A Sight for Sore Eyes.

The funny thing is you don’t even see any women in Brazil that look like this. These two are just plain UG in such a plain unspectactular way. 

You see in Brazil even the average girls are what is considered attractive in the USA.  You never see the great big blobs of flesh we have here except in the rarest of instance. When you do you have to feel for them.  They are rare beast in a nation of beauties. 

I’ve always been curious.  Curious to the point of putting off everything in my life to feed my insatiable curiosity.

I was on the way to a friends house when I saw a guy riding a chopper like bicycle. I turned about and went back to get a look at this guys creation.  It was chopper-fied “Hardly-Davidson”.  The guy had tattos all over, his face included.  It was Skitch of theladyluck.net tattoo parlor.   He let me get in my looky lou’s.  It was powered by a pocket bike motor.  

Later as I was driving home I thought for a bit about getting a tattoo.  Its not something I would waste my time on because I’m such a thoroughly internal person it just would not provide me the entertainment that it does the common jamoke.  Nonetheless the fact I’ve put off having any children, marriage any sort of real commitment in my life because of my curiosity made me realize that there’s a tattoo on the back of my head in the shape of an upside down question mark.  No laser will ever remove its effect on me.  I used to think it was a good thing. Now I’m not so sure. Tattoos are only a choice up until the time you have one.

This alligator is nut free

Since I have not found the term via Google anywhere on the internet I feel compelled to impart this legendary story onwards to the suceeding generations. 

Some friends by the name of Dana Henderson and John Holman used to love to perpetrate the following joke.  Dana would crap into a brown paper bag then offer it as “Alligator Fudge” to people.  If you were unlucky enough to take the bag and open it you would be hit with a malodorous wiff of fudge.