A MarketPlace of Ideas                        

I have had this cute little wind up robot sitting on my desk here for a long time.  I think I found it sitting on my first cars seat in the 80’s when a friends kid must have left it there.  I never was really sure.  Every time I try to dispatch him he keeps finding away to save himself. 

His latest scheme is to become a social climber.  He wants to be photographed on the desk of someone famous.  If you know someone famous won’t you please help?  He wants this person to be someone more famous than the mayor of Phoenix or Micheal Moore.  Cathy Griffith level D list celebrity would do.  Even Gary Coleman would do. 

Try to include the famous person’s face in the photo.

Recited mechanically -  You can call me Willis.

A friend of mine went to Russia for a while in the 90’s for medical equipment repair.  He brought be back one of those hammer and sickly things that the goose steppin commie guards wear on their hats.  Imagine that, something so supposedly manly as being a soldier and you do what ? Accessorize with a hatpin.  But then in this world Gay-ness abounds.  ( please no Ann Coulter haters….even my gay neighbors use the “Its so gay phrase” )

This pin is stamped out of thin sheet metal. You see even communists have to watch the profit margin even if they have a totally head up their arse way of calculating it. You know, its like democrats doing arithmetic.  Its simply beyond their capabilities.

Gee doesn’t that commie pinko fag look startling in that green outfit?

The cause of this chiasmatic title is here:  http://elasticdog.com/2004/09/optimal-title/

All my google indexed blog entries are the same because wordpress puts the tagline first. Great…so every entry looks like this:  site:amarketplaceofideas.com

DUM eh ?  Now that has been fixed and can percolate through googles database.  The Google entries will look as follows:

PostingTitle | WebSite TagLine

However since the Google title of the snippet is short it will cut off the tagline in all but the shortest of titles.