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April 1st, 2008

Congressmen Grill Oilmen about the price of Oil in a Strange Turn about


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Barnie Franks in his new dress.  Franks and beans everybody!

Congress is grilling Oil executives about the high price of gasoline.  Here are a few points to consider

1- oil companies actually give me a product for the money that I give them

2- congressmen give me no product for my money.  Ok you libs will say I get government services.  Just how square can a you libs be?  You remind me of nurdy people I have met that say they do not want to smoke marijuana because it will take points off your IQ.  Of course if you believe that then the points have already been shaved.

3- Congressmen prevent my friendly oilmen from drilling in Alaska and various other coastal locations with nothing but the excuse that oooh its an environmental hazard.  To which I respond it was made by life and it can be eaten by life ( bacterias love it! ) 

So who is grilling whom here??? Shouldn’t it be the other way around ?

So many of your Americans are suks.

Oil and governments tend to be in bed together. This is because when the price of oil goes up the tax take goes up.  Democrats have never met a tax they did not like.  This is total kabuki and the man in the kimono is Barnie Frank.  I have it on very good authority his favorite drink is made by sukest.

April 1st, 2008

You think you have it bad, From Suks to Sukest


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Look at those fruits cheerfully suking away.  I wish I could get my girfriend to enjoy suk that much.

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Sometimes things are bad. Other times they are the worst. Then there is when they are sukest.

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And that really just suks.

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