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It may not be relevant but I’d like to see all the parishioners ducking for cover in Rev. Wrights church.  I have a dream too you know and it includes Rev Wright catching one of the slugs!

Meanwhile Obama says we can still pull out. At the same time Hillary is thinking more of pull it off.  Next: The movie rights for BrokeDick Mounting. 

For all you Ballmer haters who want to bag Ballmer: Consider the strategy of balming your bag.  Nothing makes a Ballmer critic more cranky than to have a chapped apple sack.  Its always said its not wise to keep all your apples in one sack but if you have no other choice then Steve’s Bag Balmer is cheap insurance.  Some people I know keep their iPhone in their sack and if you’ve ever kept your iPhone in your apple sack before you know how painful that can be.

Click on Steve Ballmers head to apply Bag Balm and see how much he likes it.

I like Steve.  I know I’m making fun of him but its only because so many people seem to dislike him and its too funny to pass up. Maybe Steve should consider gentle bag balm application to Jerry Yang

Meanwhile: Jerry Yang tries to bag Ballmer.

Global Warming is going the way of Y2K and the Ozone Hole.I’m bored.  New scare please. Take this one back…its boring and does not match my shoes.   My shoes do not match my fashionable virtues and thus the whole outfit must be trashed for next weeks high fashion adopt an African child fad.