Ever wonder why you never see Obama and RuPaul in the same location at the same time? Obama IS RuPaul. (Not to be confused with Ron Paul )
Obama was rather sheepish, as is his Rupaul hair getup, when confronted with the evidence. Isn’t sha-he lovely? In an unrelated story it has come to light that Obama is Lyndon B. Johnsons ( Lyndon B.J. for short but no body likes a short B.J. ) illegitimate love child.
In his nervousness he got his finger caught in his over sized Lyndon B. Johnson ears.