Yikes yet another effect of global warming. This hoax in retreat is getting desperate now that global temperatures are diminishing. You might ask don’t you know its cooling now because its warming. er ….was that its warming now because its cooling ? no no no no both! Anyway get out your short cheerleader skirt and let your pom poms hang down if you believe in the farce!
Ok now I can see how this story got started:
Editor: I need a global warming story pronto!
Writer: Damn…I’m about out! We’ve been beating this byline to death….
Editor: Have it on my desk in one hour.
Writer(to self): Where the hell did I put the random story dartboard?! Ah there it is. Everybody stand clear….throwing 3…2….1 NOW! Results? Health issues / Obesity. Damn this is going to be really obtuse story. Oh well at least the obtuse obese storyline has some onomatopoeia about it. What is onomatopoeia anyway?! Later on that I have to get to work. mmmm Obesity. mmmm Global Warming… Ok yeah. Fatasses eat alot. Then they fart. Methane is much more potent as a greenhouse gas than CO2. Yeah that’s the ticket!
Later that day in the editors office:
Editor: mmmm Obesity induced Global Warming……We need a new crisis fast.
Anyway the idea that obesity contributes to global warming is about the only one of the stories in circulation I believe. Have you ever seen a fat person sweat ?
Moral of the story ? Don’t be obeast.
