A MarketPlace of Ideas

Michelle Obama - graduate of Large Marges Trucking School. 

In a story relating to Obama telliing the GOP to lay off of his wife it has been revealed that surprisingly after Barack B.O. Obama not to be confused with the Obama Bomber is saying to the GOP to pay off his wife.

It seems Mr Obama tied a mattress to his wife’s back and stood her on a street corner.  Upon which some hapless sight impaired GOP member proceeded to do what comes natural with a girl with a mattress tied to her back.  Whereupon the GOP member attempted to leave the scene without paying for the afforesaid services of Michelle “hardly a bell” Obama.    The witness said quote  ” That truly was a sight for very sore eyes”.  He and the GOP member are both receiving treatment.  The witness for his eyesight the GOP member for the clap.

However the GOP being the repository of real men who actually LIKE women ( I said like not take advantage of )managed to achieve orgasm.   When he tried to leave the scene of the urban mating ritual Obama quickly lept out of the bushes demanding his wife be paid for services rendered.  This dispite Jesse Jackson repeatedly telling Obama to stay out the bushes!  Which reminds me Barack has one good quality.  He does not incessantly rhyme all his sentences.  The problem being all his ideas are shared by people who rhyme sentences so its almost the same. 

Witnesses were shocked to see how fast Michelle could run with a rather gravid Sealy PosturePedic lashed to her thus.  But one must remember she is quite stout.  No filly she….She is the mule of wives. 

In a related topic Sealy declined Michelles offer to be mattress spokes-model.  There response in particular was that they didn’t have a matt stout enough yet.

There is no affirmative action for the presidency yet.  Yet Obama’s words seem to imply he should be the recipient.

Michelle Obama has been out trashing American by implications such as saying “this is the first time I am proud of America”  in reference to B.O. leading the primaries.  In what universe is B.O. living to think that she is not fair game?  Does he think the laws of gravity and common sense do not apply to him.  She should be able to say anything and everything?  Chimp out on America and not hear a single note of dissaggreement? 

And on a further note if he does not want her trashed maybe he should marry someone that is a little more likable.  In regards likability Michelle B.O. and Hillary run a real horse race in the charisma department.  And in this horse race as much as I love animals it bereaves me to inform that both fillies died.  Long ago these ladies charm broke their legs and any idea of personal likeability was given a bullet to the head. 

In the arena of ideas you must expect gladitorial combat.  Anything less does a disservice to our country. 

Obama needs to leave the babble at home and put his game face on if he expects to be any kind of a candidate and especially if he ends up president.   This sort of talk makes it highly unlikely.   Although should just watch for the inevitable smoke wafting off of him and inevitable tailspin.   B.O. is the person that sent her out to run her gums and berate us endlessly.   He should be looking in the mirror and say “Its not right to send your momma out to do your fighting”   But as we’ve seen B.O. is the sensitive type.   Don’t talk about his ears, wife, name, political leanings………….ad infinitum.  He is the all priviledged black candidate and anyone speaking thus is a hopeless ray-cist. 

I half want to see him elected to see him whine for 4 years.  He won’t get 8. Sorry libs!

Sending her out to campaign for him is like tieing a mattress on her back and standing her up on a street corner.  One naturally assumes she’s fair game.  And she is.