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Whenever you see a person with one of those Che tee-shirts just ask them "Is your Hitler shirt is dirty today?"

Part of Barracks acceptance speech when he clinched the nomination: "We will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth." Geesus … this guy thinks ALOT of himself!  FTD seems to think it should be easy to sell first black presidential candidate flowers in spite of them growing out Obamas ass.  I think they are taking his word for it in regards his statement that his shit does not stink.  Maybe so because there no mention of including any of his ideas with the flowers.   I suspect his wife has installed colon roaming robots to keep the joint clean in consideration that Barack’s head is up there so often. I command thee oceans to stop thy movement !   Get out the kings chair and let’s see ‘em stop the tide from coming in! If I am elected president absolutely all senators and representatives will be tested with the tidal chair.  Those failing to stop the tide will be officially taken off the list of people who have flowers growing out their ass.

John Edwards and B.O. had a genital holding contest with photo below:

As you can see this is from when John was riding high The made for TV movie will star Jack from the TV show Will and Grace.  Obama will be played by Erkel. I have spared you the shots from the "hold the other guys stare-down" competition.  Why is it black guys always hold their package?