I Hereby Pledge Not to use the Fist Bump
Thursday, June 19th, 2008When in Brazil I first learned of the fist bump a year or 2 ago. It was cute and quaint because southern Brazilians are sweet and good natured. Now Mr and Mrs. Bitter Obama are using it and making it a subtle feature of their campaign. When you take a goofy mannerism and amplify it to the extent that B.O. has it becomes pure idiocy. I am most annoyed. I prefer our shyster politicians not coopt the simple things. But they can not resist spreading their disease to all things clean. Thus I pledge not to use the fist bump again. It was cute. Now its just stupid.

































