Archive for August 13th, 2008

Audacious Audience seeks change with the Head Hoper Himself

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Are you all hoping of changing?  I am happily hoping for changation.  I change my socks.   What were you changing under there?  Under where?   I am hoping you change but alas changing while hoped upon can be very audacious because having an audience with the audacity to hope for change is enough to give one stagefright and block all bodily function.  Let me go on to add that I am audaciously audacious in my hope for hoping against all hopelessness in a world that lacks the audacity to hope for change. Did you get all that or should I repeat?

People sensed John Edwards is a Fraud

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Little Johnny Edwards is not getting much support from the press other than they are avoiding much coverage of his ongoing debacle. 

People have all along sensed on some level he is a fraud.   He is in a tight tailspin because no one ever really liked him and he has been caught in a lie.

Now we will be treated to a remake of the Will and Grace show with Edwards in the role of Will impregnating fag-hag grace.