Archive for August 15th, 2008

Global Warming Head Scarves

Friday, August 15th, 2008

I hereby make a proposal no man made global warming advocate can argue with.  We should all be forced to wear global warming headscarves until carbon based energy is eliminated.  Why would you not agree?  Its getting hotter.  We need to protect the populace from heat stroke due to the sun.   Also we can weed out the deniers for penalty by watching who does not wear their head scarf.

Only the deniers will not wear them!

The Peaceful Military Response to the Russian Invasion of Georgia

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Get Russia to repeat that their invasion is to protect the Russian enclaves.  Then mobilize a massive humanitarian U.N. or USA response.  Locate large U.N. or USA personel in Georgia as quickly as possible.

Then wait for a Russian tank or aircraft to come to near and shoot and destroy it.  Then inform Putin and company that you will not tolerate any threats to humanitarian personel.  If any further aggression occurs warn the Russians to instruct their personel to stap aside from their military hardware as it will be destroyed in 1 hours.  Then use US air power to destroy all tanks in Georgia.

The Russian hardware is not sufficient to stop any of this from happening.  They will not go nuclear as we can match them on this. The sooner the better as you do not want Russia developing feelings of attachment.  We need to strike before they think they own Georgia.

Family nudidity at beach

Friday, August 15th, 2008

I look through the search terms of my statistics every day because while my dementia is a strong one I could never come up with the stuff I see in the search terms.  The title is the funniest one I have seen in a long while. 

Family nudidity at beach

The idea makes me crack up.  First we are all basically naked at the beach.  Whilst we accept it and ignore it I find myself frustrated at the beach.  Of course I want to have sex with all the sexy girls.  What heterosexual male does not feel that way at the beach.

But I draw the line on family nudidity on the beach.  No I just won’t tolerate it.