Archive for August 18th, 2008

I am Jewish today

Monday, August 18th, 2008

The good think about being atheist is that I can be any religion I want on any given day.  Today I am Jewish.   I like the jews alot  because

  • lots of really great scientists - Feynman, Einstein, Von Neuman
  • they really piss off Muslims
  • I want to market pork based body lotion to Jews and Muslims

But then the word in Farsi for hellos is salom.  Very similar to shalom which I think is hebrew for hello also. 

I’m not sure what religion I will be tomorrow.  Maybe zorastrian.

Yellow Caterpillar on Creosote Bushes - White lined Sphinx moth - Hiles lineata

Monday, August 18th, 2008

On my run today I noticed alot of yellow with black stripe caterpillars on the creosote bushes along the jeep trail at south mountain park.   

I found this photo on the web.  It is a bit more green but is the caterpillar I saw.  Common Caterpillars of SE Arizona   ( amazing photos of Arizona Caterpillars )

 

 

 This is what he turns into later in life.  

I have always liked moths.  They aren’t as showy was a butterfly but they get the job done.

 

White-lined Sphinx moth, Hiles lineata 

The economy is slowing alot

Monday, August 18th, 2008

I stopped in at the Guadalupe Farmers market on the way home from my run today. I talked with my friend Fred the proprietor.   He told me his friends that are also in business are reported marked slow down.  Perhaps more than just a recession but a depression.

He then went on to recount how his grandfather "owned" a town in New Mexico during the depression.  He had 13 kids whom he all sent out to work during the day.  They all made on the order of 100 US dollars per day.  That was huge money during the 30’s.   He never kept his money in the bank.  He would hide it in various areas whether it be buried or hidden in a heavy duty shed made of railroad ties.

MathCad File display in webpages

Monday, August 18th, 2008

How to display mathcad files in a webpage.

Export MathCad document as HTML

Teddy just wants a hug

Monday, August 18th, 2008

I want to know how long this went on and how it ended.  It looks pretty slippery and the polar bear is probably better on ice so in longer time intervals for this game the book makers favor the bear.   Maybe the bear was only having fun since they can probably run twice as fast as a human.   I bet this guy was wondering how long the game would go on also.

Liberals are atheists until they hand out candy bars

Monday, August 18th, 2008

….. they expect you to transition to bended knee to worship their candidate or idea.  What irritates them the most is when I retain my atheism in spite of their turd wrapped up in candy bar wrappers to disguise their ideas.  ( Think B.O. …think global warming )

Australian Mayor Urges Ugly Women to move to his town because of woman shortage

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Move to Mount Isa

I wonder if we could get rid of some of our big boned American girls. ( pretty much all of the women here ).   I guess you might consider me less than patriotic but I would not say this sort of thing if they were the least bit nice.   The fact is even the fat ones have attitudes. 

Obama says abortion is above his gay parade - Keeping the power trip on the down low

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Obama says pointed abortion query “above his pay grade”

I saw this headline on the www.drudgereport.com .   If you read it quickly its pretty easy to go dislexic and turn "pay grade" into  "gay parade".  

So B.O. I am force to ask if you are working it on the down-low as many black guys say "you are not gay if you get head from a man….only if you give it"   ( fact ! … recounted to me by my black neighbor K.J. when she remarked that so many black guys do the "down-low" thing )

As for me if I so much as feel the slightest razor stubble on the insides of my thigh I would consider myself gay gay gay.  So just remember if 19 tequilas do not get the taste out of your mouth 20 will not either.

One time I was on the beach in Sarasota, Florida after helping a friend move there.   Unknown to me was that Sarasota was a gay capital.   As I walked the beach a fellow started talking to me.  Being a friendly midwesterner I conversed with him.  At some point he offered me a blow job. 

I said " I am flattered but it is not my thing" 

He said " well you know alot of straight guys get blowjobs from gays.  It can be a real turn on.  A real power trip"

Internally I said to myself  " I think that is quite possibly still kind of gay"

Ever since then I can’t help laughing when I or anyone else says someone is on a power trip.

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Monday, August 18th, 2008

Access logs showed alot of access of  the file

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Thus I disabled it for read / write by anyone.  In order to do automatic updates i will need to reenable.

Tricked by tranny

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Has your car ever had a tricky tranny?  Has it ever pretended to be functioning perfectly only to have the transmission go out a couple of miles from home?  Then you my dear sir have been tricked by tranny.

Sometimes the trannies trick you.  Sometimes you trick yourself! 

And then sometimes it is just Cottman Transmission.  This article goes to show you that in your hunt for new tranny for your car you should be very very careful or you could find yourself riding the stick and smelling burnt clutch.

Look I know I am supposed to be a serious person but I just can not do it all the time.   I will do the math stuff sometimes and sometimes I will go off the leash.   That’s just the price of doing business.