Obama says pointed abortion query “above his pay grade”
I saw this headline on the www.drudgereport.com . If you read it quickly its pretty easy to go dislexic and turn "pay grade" into "gay parade".
So B.O. I am force to ask if you are working it on the down-low as many black guys say "you are not gay if you get head from a man….only if you give it" ( fact ! … recounted to me by my black neighbor K.J. when she remarked that so many black guys do the "down-low" thing )
As for me if I so much as feel the slightest razor stubble on the insides of my thigh I would consider myself gay gay gay. So just remember if 19 tequilas do not get the taste out of your mouth 20 will not either.
One time I was on the beach in Sarasota, Florida after helping a friend move there. Unknown to me was that Sarasota was a gay capital. As I walked the beach a fellow started talking to me. Being a friendly midwesterner I conversed with him. At some point he offered me a blow job.
I said " I am flattered but it is not my thing"
He said " well you know alot of straight guys get blowjobs from gays. It can be a real turn on. A real power trip"
Internally I said to myself " I think that is quite possibly still kind of gay"
Ever since then I can’t help laughing when I or anyone else says someone is on a power trip.