Archive for August 23rd, 2008

Barack Obama opts for bare knuckle head fighter Joe Biden

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

They are trying to pass off Joe Biden as a bare knuckle fighter.  But he’s just a knuckle head. 

How is the Republican Veep supposed to look fair when he debates a chia pet headed retard?  For the love of god the guy is a plagarist !

Note to leftist media:  If a guy thinks he is smart it does not necessarily mean he is smart. 

If your logic worked the description I would answer to would be:

  • looks like Tom Seleck
  • muscles of Arnold in 1980 ( the full steroid version )
  • irresistable to women
  • smarter than Einstein and Feynman combined.  Heck they were idiots !

Clearly since I am not on TV at least one of these descriptions must be less than completely true.

The B.O. Messiah gives us funny guys a gift from Gawd

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

B.O. Baroke Omaha just gave us people who like to laugh at politicians a belly buster.  He chose Joe "Pubic Hair Transplant" Biden for his vice presidential candidate.    Joe "I don’t do my own work" Biden.   Joe "Oreo Cookie" Biden.   

What was he a thankin?   Up to now my differences with Baroke were philosophical.  Now they are functional.  I can not think of a worse pick.   My guess is Biden was a "safe pick" for Obummer.   He really should have choosen a more conservative Bayh to balance him out and make it appear as though he won’t tip over on the left side. 

After calling senators offices in Washington about allowing OCS drilling and talking with their aids I have one conclusion:  DO NOT EXPECT CREATIVE OR INSPIRED BEHAVIOR!!!   Uh oh.  McCain is a senator also.  Yikes.

 

Barrack needs to grow his hair out fro style.  He can have my old fro pick if he likes.  Dye it green for extra points.   If I was Obama I would eat Oreo cookies in front of Joe as often as possible.