Archive for September 11th, 2008

Walling out Social Justice

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

I want you to look deep within yourself.  Ask yourself

      "Am I walling out social justice?"

I think about this often.  At first I think all too often we do this without thinking about it.  We forget that the polar bears are depending on us.  We forget that meat is murder. 

Then I realize that all these catch word and buzz phrases are all just emotion coercions trying to make me do things no sensible person would ever expect another person to do.    They are verbal guns used to hold up the intellectually lazy or the people who are too nice among us.

I’m a nice guy but other than dragging your ass out of water when drowning you are on your own.  Learn how to wipe your own ass.

I thus suggest the next great national project not be to go to Mars but rather to make the Great Wall of Social Justice on our southern border.

Evil George Bush uses Weather Machine on Godlike setting to foil Lawyers paradropped to research Palin

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Remember the weather machine that Bush turned on New Orleans in 2005 to plague the protected class?

In a recent effort in the great white north Barack in a sneak decisive move para-dropped a independant lawyer entourage in a effort to seek out intelligence on Sarah’s past. This of course ended abruptly when they landed in unpopulated land and gave Bush the opportunity to benchtest the weather machine on ‘Godlike’ settings. Thus they returned empty handed.  Obama, furious, had them exiled to Malta– swearing to never have them deployed throughout the rest of the campaign.

Tell him it was not worth it

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Watch until he walks away from the camera.

Its time to Drill by Alfonzo a machosauce production

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Deepak Chopra goes off the Deepend

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

    This is the DPAK transistor package

In reference to Deepak Chopra’s article Obama and the Palin Effect  

The whole thrust of the article is basically you are an enlightened being if you support Obama and you will get cancer if you do not.

I think Mr Chopstix may be a little off his super saccarine super terrific happy positive message with this one.

I never read any of his stuff because I smelt a fraud.  The smell has gone from bad to worse and you can be sure I’ll steer clear any titles by him now.   This article could have been written by the George Costanza character from Seinfeld.   Only a neurotic George would use this cancer angle on his enemies as its somewhat less rapid than a gun.

My molecules are very happy.  Sometimes especially so like when I read goofy eastern mystics who say you’ll get cancer if you don’t do as he says.  I pretty much know I am on the right track when Mr. Chuck A. Zoloft gets downright cranky with me.

Talk about an intellectual spinout !  I can feel the centrifugal force sitting here in my office chair.  Someone must have broken into his house and stolen his favorite snake charming kazoo.

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