The Green Saboteur Luddite Anti Prayer
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008Oh my holy entropic energy god please listen to my prayers…..
Atomic energy is great. We need to drill on the coasts and in ANWR for oil We need to keep researching all the alternative energy possibilities. We need the Chevy Volt. Please help T. Boone Pickens and others like him develop his plan. Please burn the ecotards and use the waste heat to generate electricity! Banish all the green saboteur luddites to islands where only liberals live. Let them sell expensive lattes and ride unicorns to work for I do not want to live in a cave. Do not force me to do research about cow farts. Let them first live as they advocate others do before legislating a carbon free dark age. Do not let their false god bend me to my knees for their religion of global warming. Do not let their strange neurotic germanic environmental worship take over my government for the germans also have preoccupation with feces and I am not anal retentive.
Amen and lord of Energy deliver us from The Green Saboteur Luddites who hum and chant and look like Anthony Zorba in the Omega Man wearing the monk hoodie.


































