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The fight against climate warming has an unexpected ally in mushrooms growing in dry spruce forests covering Alaska, Canada, Scandinavia and other northern regions, a new UC Irvine study finds. 

                                                             Global Warming Magic Mushrooms.

Global warming would be the funniest joke ever where the perpetrators of it not trying to scam you out of everything precious in your life.   That would be liberty.  The control over your destiny.  Wake up.  They want to keep you like pets. Feed you a tiny scrap of human food when you are good and rub your nose in doodoo when you think an unregulated thought.  But as we know liberals like cats.  So I hope you like cat food.

As an American I am ashamed of how the USA used bureaucratic speed bumps to thwart the Concorde.   Now a new company is planning a supersonic transport aircraft.

What I want to know is the size of the carbon feety boots that this aircraft will have?   Al Gore will have to pray 10X times per day instead of 5 whilst pointed towards the north pole for penance of using one of these.

    The socialist metaphor

I started watching the second presidential debate this evening and after 5 minutes switched it off.  Watching that debate was about as interesting as watching someone cut through a really really thick board with a really really dull hand saw.  There are only 4 ways to a happy outcomes as I see it

1.  Barack Obama drops dead - then McCain wins
2. John McCain drops dead - then Sarah Palin wins
3. Both John McCain and Barack Obama drop dead- Everybody except O. & McCain wins
4. Somebody catches me off guard and puts me out of my misery

I had to switch off at the point McCain suggested bailing out homeowners that were under water with their mortgages.  Sorry but that’s crazy socialist talk.  McCain can’t bust out of his Captain Queeg like mode of expression and B.O. is unable to break out of his leftist communist approach towards government.   Its too irritating to see how McCain has blown it and will leave us at the mercy of the socialists for the sole purpose of gratifying his ego.  He’s just not a strong candidate.   He’s Bob Dole II and its annoying that republicans would nominate such a weak candidate.    These are two truly non-great men.  They will only do big things if circumstances forces it upon them. 

The only consolation I have is that Palin will be back in 2012 and will beat the tar out of B.O.    This campaign will give her practice and in the intervening 4 years she’ll have time to develop her own policies instead of the stuff McCain and crew put in her to say. 

We should start the campaign November 4, 2008.

Disclaimer: I am by no means advocating violence.  This is handwringing about the unpleasant process of being forced to choose between 2 senators for president.  Its widely known senators make poor presidents.  I now know why.  Its the first time in my lifetime I have seen them run and its not a pretty sight.   I know in reality violence solves nothing.  It would not affect the electorates flawed critical thinking process one bit. 

Ben Stein is definitely on my list of favorite Jews.

This story of Sharon Stone reminds me of Hollywoods approach to the nonproblem that is global warming.  In regards her son’s foot odor:

Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor.

This child stands a chance at growing up to be a normal adult…..NOT!

Stories about Sharon Stoned report she has a high I.Q.  But of course that is on the Hollywood I.Q scale.  I have used this incident to map the Hollywood scale I.Q. to the rest of America’s I.Q chart:

 On a related topic Sharon Stone has accepted a deal to become head endorser / spokesmodel for SkankNut Flakes.  Post Cereals reportedly said she is a perfect fit for our product.  Adding that they market their high fiber cereals almost exclusively to Hollywood liberals who have their heads so far up their rectums that they have not crapped in years.

Its very important you join Responsible Environmentalist Terrans Against Reprehensible Debacles.   If you don’t the worst thing you can possibly imagine will occur.  Remember the absolute worst.  And then the absolute worst thing your best friend can imagine will happen too.  Thus it will be worse than the worst thing you can possibly imagine.

It will be like when your wife calls your cell phone to check up on you.  You being tired of her being suspicious answer "I am doing the worst thing you can possibly imagine"

And you have to laugh because she thinks you mean putting 20 dollar bills in a strippers panties but you are really a serial murderer gutting your latest victim.

Can artificial schtink be behind?

International Citizens Band Radio day October Fourth *( 10-4 ) will soon be upon us.  Do you have your CB radios in working order and ready to transmit ?  Make sure no miscreant has pinned your coax.  Fire up your radio and make sure everything is ready for TEN-FOUR.  

In America Its customary to give gifts on this day.  Have you bought your wife the Bearcat scanner she’s had her eye on?

When I was in college I read the this on a stall wall.  Remember it whenever you see alot of people doing the same stupid thing.

Larry Craig tippy tapping his toe beneath the stall wall.  Barney Frank peering over the partition.  On the other side George Michael of Wham fame.     Appears there was the commodious underground but they all appear to have passion was for members of the armed forces.

On the wall is written:

     beware of limbo dancers

     I am 9 inches long and two inches thick. Interested?

     Fascinated, dear, but how big is your dick?

This bathroom is so cruisy that if someone comes in there for a good honest shit it is like a breath of fresh air.

 Do you know Morse code?  Do you use the tippy tap toe telegraph ?   And you wonder why they always are talking about the reach across the aisle?  

As the SWAT team surrounded the lew Larry Craig is quoted as shouting "I’M NOT COMING OUT!"  What would old Thomas Crapper have to say about all this?

On the whole there is no glory in this story.  Outside the roto-router team works day and night to unclog the lines.  Frequent is heard the cry "MAN THE HOLE"

This video is made more funny by the fact its in german with subtitles.