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You have to admit John F. Kennedy Junior was a plane down to earth kind of guy.

About 10 years ago today or thereabouts John F. Kennedy Junior demonstrated how good democrats are at piloting planes.  Let’s not even talk about how well they do with government.  He took 2 people who did not know any better up in a plane when he was not IFR ( instrument flight rated ) qualified.   

   At least John Denver did this alone.

What happened to JFK juniors career?  It took a nose dive!

What commercial product was JFK junior endorsing?
Ocean Spray

How did JFK junior learn to fly a plane?
Crash course.

What’s the last book JFK junior read?
Amelia Earhart’s flight manual.

What movie will they make of JFK junior?
Splash.

What TV show will be about JFK junior?
The Fall Guy

JFK junior didn’t take a bath before his flight…
But he did wash up on shore.

What was JFK junior last meal?
Surf & Turf!

What song was JFK junior singing when he went down?
"I fought the yaw and the yaw won!"

What airline was about to hire JFK junior?
ValuJet.

What key does JFK junior sing in?
sea-flat

What was JFK junior smoking?
Sea weed

What was JFK junior‘s favorite season?
Fall

Looks like JFK junior‘s career is grounded.

What was the last thing through JFK junior‘s mind before the crash?
The prop.

What’s worse than going to a JFK junior politics?
Have him drop in on you.

Where did JFK junior spend his end of summer vacation?
All over Martha’s Vineyars.

What did the paparazzi say to each other as JFK junior took off in his plane?
"Try to stall him."

What drugs was JFK junior taking?
Uppers that made him high, followed by some downers, then smack.

Why is it a tragedy that JFK junior died?
Because he didn’t have Teddy with him.

What did JFK junior say to his mother before take-off?
Remember to feed the dogs, and I’ll feed the fish.

If Teddy Kennedy had been flying, he would have swam for help.
JFK junior would have still drowned, though.

JFK junior always wanted to become a "new wave" musician.

People watching JFK junior crash say they saw UFOs in the area.
Unidentified Falling Organs.

What was the temperature of the Atlantic ocean after JFK junior‘s plane went down?
Three below.

What warning was posted in all restaurants near Martha’s Vineyard?
Avoid the chowderhead stew.

What was the name of JFK junior‘s airplane?
Flipper.

What was JFK junior‘s last wish?
A burial at sea.

This is the organ chart of socialized medicine.  It has kidneys, spleens, liver and onions and a whole lot of other organs your body does not. 

Congressmen must be very good engineers.  The reason I say this is because as an engineer I feel there is very little chance I could mathematically model the chances of success.  In fact more often than not when machines are this complicated they fail often and hard.  Thus I can only conclude that congressmen are smarter than I am.  In fact they must be demigods.  A god something bigger than Mercury and less than Jupiter.  And on a final note you maybe wondering where you are on this map of the corpus governmentus.  You reside on the rings around Uranus.  And thus you can assume the worse.  The flavor of the day will never change.

….. or you could be being hornswaggled.

You have to think a bit so you get it right.   The global warmers try to dehumanize anyone who speaks dissagrees with them.   They tolerate no dissent.  So yes I agree that this MMGW is very much like the fight against the NAZIS.   The global warmers play the role of the NAZIS in this particular set of circumstances.

Have you ever noticed how smirky Rachel Maddow is?  Its like she is mutley from the old cartoon "Dick Dastardly and the Wacky Racers".    For you gays out there who think she is the cats ass here is a tip for you.  You are an underserved demographic.  MSNBC has her on not because she is talented.  She is not.   She has 5% the talent of a Rush Limbaugh.   She is on because you are an underserved demographic and MSNBC desparately needs a demographic.

If functional analog MSNBC if Dick Dastardly and the Wacky Racers then  you can guess who Dick Dastardly is right?  Who fits the description of an evil preening effeminate guy on MSNBC?  Ok I get your point all the guys on there are effeminate.  All liberal guys are.   Low testosterone levels lead to effeminate mannerisms and thinking.  But guess!  I will give you a hint.  When he could not get his ratings up on his own he started a faux feud with Bill O'Reilly.  His numbers still did not rise but you can give him points for trying.  He did well for someone who has not progressed beyond crayons.

                           Keith Olbermann

Do you have 22 inch chrome rims?   Do you have spinners on them?   Do you ghost ride the whip?

The new presidential limousine is going to arrive soon.   How hard will it be for Obama to resist ghost riding the presidential limousine?

The fight against climate warming has an unexpected ally in mushrooms growing in dry spruce forests covering Alaska, Canada, Scandinavia and other northern regions, a new UC Irvine study finds. 

                                                             Global Warming Magic Mushrooms.

Global warming would be the funniest joke ever where the perpetrators of it not trying to scam you out of everything precious in your life.   That would be liberty.  The control over your destiny.  Wake up.  They want to keep you like pets. Feed you a tiny scrap of human food when you are good and rub your nose in doodoo when you think an unregulated thought.  But as we know liberals like cats.  So I hope you like cat food.

As an American I am ashamed of how the USA used bureaucratic speed bumps to thwart the Concorde.   Now a new company is planning a supersonic transport aircraft.

What I want to know is the size of the carbon feety boots that this aircraft will have?   Al Gore will have to pray 10X times per day instead of 5 whilst pointed towards the north pole for penance of using one of these.

    The socialist metaphor

I started watching the second presidential debate this evening and after 5 minutes switched it off.  Watching that debate was about as interesting as watching someone cut through a really really thick board with a really really dull hand saw.  There are only 4 ways to a happy outcomes as I see it

1.  Barack Obama drops dead - then McCain wins
2. John McCain drops dead - then Sarah Palin wins
3. Both John McCain and Barack Obama drop dead- Everybody except O. & McCain wins
4. Somebody catches me off guard and puts me out of my misery

I had to switch off at the point McCain suggested bailing out homeowners that were under water with their mortgages.  Sorry but that’s crazy socialist talk.  McCain can’t bust out of his Captain Queeg like mode of expression and B.O. is unable to break out of his leftist communist approach towards government.   Its too irritating to see how McCain has blown it and will leave us at the mercy of the socialists for the sole purpose of gratifying his ego.  He’s just not a strong candidate.   He’s Bob Dole II and its annoying that republicans would nominate such a weak candidate.    These are two truly non-great men.  They will only do big things if circumstances forces it upon them. 

The only consolation I have is that Palin will be back in 2012 and will beat the tar out of B.O.    This campaign will give her practice and in the intervening 4 years she’ll have time to develop her own policies instead of the stuff McCain and crew put in her to say. 

We should start the campaign November 4, 2008.

Disclaimer: I am by no means advocating violence.  This is handwringing about the unpleasant process of being forced to choose between 2 senators for president.  Its widely known senators make poor presidents.  I now know why.  Its the first time in my lifetime I have seen them run and its not a pretty sight.   I know in reality violence solves nothing.  It would not affect the electorates flawed critical thinking process one bit. 

Ben Stein is definitely on my list of favorite Jews.

This story of Sharon Stone reminds me of Hollywoods approach to the nonproblem that is global warming.  In regards her son’s foot odor:

Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor.

This child stands a chance at growing up to be a normal adult…..NOT!

Stories about Sharon Stoned report she has a high I.Q.  But of course that is on the Hollywood I.Q scale.  I have used this incident to map the Hollywood scale I.Q. to the rest of America’s I.Q chart:

 On a related topic Sharon Stone has accepted a deal to become head endorser / spokesmodel for SkankNut Flakes.  Post Cereals reportedly said she is a perfect fit for our product.  Adding that they market their high fiber cereals almost exclusively to Hollywood liberals who have their heads so far up their rectums that they have not crapped in years.

Its very important you join Responsible Environmentalist Terrans Against Reprehensible Debacles.   If you don’t the worst thing you can possibly imagine will occur.  Remember the absolute worst.  And then the absolute worst thing your best friend can imagine will happen too.  Thus it will be worse than the worst thing you can possibly imagine.

It will be like when your wife calls your cell phone to check up on you.  You being tired of her being suspicious answer "I am doing the worst thing you can possibly imagine"

And you have to laugh because she thinks you mean putting 20 dollar bills in a strippers panties but you are really a serial murderer gutting your latest victim.