Archive for the ‘Just-Plain-Funny’ Category

The Legend of Hercules other brother Testicles

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Hercules had 2 brothers.  Both of them were named Testicles.  ( Correctly pronounced their names were Testicleeze )

 

Google Chrome Simon - Try to remember the sequence of the colored lights and tones of your browser

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

           

           Was I not supposed to see the similarity between the google chrome browser symbol and the old Simon game?    Does it help to smoke a little pot before using Google Chrome?  It certainly did with Simon.   In college I used to put the speaker to my ear and go solely by sound and worked the buttons like lightning. 

Quacka doodle doo

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Liberals are wacky.  They talk but all they say is:  Quacka doodle doo

To which I respond with:  a french scoff

My father has 4 nipples

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

My father was a large person.  He had man boobs and 4 nipples.   The second set was attenuated but obvious and in the same location below the normal set in the same location a dog has their second.    It was when I saw him with his shirt off I would say to myself  "thank god I look like my mother’s side of the family"

Please refer to: http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/dermatome-chart-map-of-humans-makes-more-sense-when-human-viewed-on-all-fours.htm

Ascender is a most unfortunate name for an automobile

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Isuzu Ass Ender