I was out the other night at a bar and saw a beautiful blond. We talked and hit it off right from the start. I was drunk what do you expect? She was beautiful smart and funny, either that or I was inebriated. Push came to shove and we ended up back at her place.
The next morning I woke up and saw I’d made a terrible error. What I had thought was a stunning beauty the night before was really well I’m not sure. From the sound of her voice I could only guess her testicles were larger than mine. Her hoarse raspy non-sense made me sure that this was a tranny and not the kind in your Ford. Later I figured out it was Susan Lacking Estrich-Jim. ( Bet you did not know her complete hyphenated name. )
Susans Answering machine message The lesson I learned, If you are going to pick up women make sure you pick up a Republican girl. The hot chicks are Republican. Its also much less likely you’ll need Valtrex afterwards.
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