Evil George Bush uses Weather Machine on Godlike setting to foil Lawyers paradropped to research Palin
Remember the weather machine that Bush turned on New Orleans in 2005 to plague the protected class?
In a recent effort in the great white north Barack in a sneak decisive move para-dropped a independant lawyer entourage in a effort to seek out intelligence on Sarah’s past. This of course ended abruptly when they landed in unpopulated land and gave Bush the opportunity to benchtest the weather machine on ‘Godlike’ settings. Thus they returned empty handed. Obama, furious, had them exiled to Malta– swearing to never have them deployed throughout the rest of the campaign.
