A MarketPlace of Ideas http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com Commenting on the Tectonics of Modern Current Events Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:36:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 en Barack Obama lands lead role in Mister PotatoHead goes to Washington http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/barack-obama-lands-lead-role-in-mister-potatohead-goes-to-washington.htm http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/barack-obama-lands-lead-role-in-mister-potatohead-goes-to-washington.htm#comments Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:21:44 +0000 webmaster http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/?p=1526 Back in January of 2007 I noted that Obama kind of reminded me of Mr PotatoHead. 

 

   

I found a blog entry detailing how a guy got several candidates to pose with Mr PotatoHead.  Strangely enough there is an erie resemblance on the part of Mr PotatoHead to Barack Obama. Skin tone and especially the ears.  The only conclusion that can be drawn is Mr PotatoHead is B.O.’s love child.  Its just a matter of time before Barrack is cornered in some Hollywood hotel bathroom.  He can hunker down there with John Edwards.

Too bad Barrack is such a faggy lefty.  He is a likeable guy in spite of being arrogant and a big ego. If he had the politics of Ronald Reagan do you realize how popular he would be?  But Ronald Reagans don’t just grow on trees.  The thing is the guy just looks so damned friendly.  But who could be more friendly than every kids best friend Mister PotatoHead!!!

Damn Obama those are so real horse teeth you have there!

Meanwhile the late night comedians can’t find an angle on B.O. that is funny.   Do we bloggers have to do all the work?  This potatohead theme is not just me.  Here are a few more (added as I find them ):

For those who think B.O. is sweet … a sweetpotato head Barry

 

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If you were trying to reverse engineer a database of a blind e commerce site like MercadoLivre it appears you only need to have 6 ish levels of connection to be able to connect everyone.  This is something I have wondered about and now realize the 6 degrees applies to it.

]]> http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/six-degrees-of-separation-and-implications-for-reverse-engineering.htm/feed Trying to get a Gauge on Obamas Forward looking energy plan http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/trying-to-get-a-gauge-on-obamas-forward-looking-energy-plan.htm http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/trying-to-get-a-gauge-on-obamas-forward-looking-energy-plan.htm#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:42:30 +0000 webmaster http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/?p=1508    Tire gauges used to look like this before Obama.  ( B.O.)

      Obama says fill your tires. 

      Post Obama ( P.O )….Now tire gauges look like this since Obama’s technological makeover that allows tire gauges to be substituted for oil drilling.

 

Click here and stare at the tire gauge.  

Its as though the monolith messiah came down and made us poor munkies more intelligent.   The problem is my friend Freemon Sandlewould keeps smoking weed through it and making inaccurate.

      2001 Space Odyssey Clips

 

 

]]> http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/trying-to-get-a-gauge-on-obamas-forward-looking-energy-plan.htm/feed Eco Friendly shoes http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/eco-friendly-shoes.htm http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/eco-friendly-shoes.htm#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:02:44 +0000 webmaster http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/?p=1506 My liberal friend Freemon Sandlewould says we should just tie rocks on our feet and call them shoes.   It will save alot of natural resources, keep waste out of the landfills and everyone will be a socialistic stylistic ideal equal.   He says we should not allow any of those fancy rocks to be used.

]]> http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/eco-friendly-shoes.htm/feed Freemon Sandlewould is my Liberal Moniker http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/freemon-sandlewould-is-my-liberal-moniker.htm http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/freemon-sandlewould-is-my-liberal-moniker.htm#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:24:05 +0000 webmaster http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/?p=1504 I find it fun to make up hippy names and comment the most inane liberal themed comments I can think of on liberal blogs.  My favorite moniker to date is Freemon Sandlewould.  A sample of Freemons thinking is included below: 

Ever notice how when you drive its really windy?  I think we should mount wind pinwheels to generate electricity on our cars.  Then we can have infinite range electric cars. Problem solved ?  Well not yet because i think neo conservative oil company lackies are suppresses this amazing idea.

Freemon Sandlewould’s creed is as follows:

I would if I could but then I would have to work and we liberals are allergic to work.  That’s why we try to control you!Global warming oh my god we’re gonna die if you do not watch where you step with those huge carbon feetyboots.  Remember everyone …. recycle your sandles especially if they are wood.   Visualize whirled peas!

 

]]> http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/freemon-sandlewould-is-my-liberal-moniker.htm/feed M.C. Cain … woop cant touch that! http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/mc-cain-woop-cant-touch-that.htm http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/mc-cain-woop-cant-touch-that.htm#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:14:20 +0000 webmaster http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/?p=1502 Down for the struggle

A rub and a tuggle

Mister M. C. Cain

Demah Creeps insane

woo aaah oooh aa oooh a oh can’t touch that.

 

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Part of the 10% that has sense.

]]> http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/zo-just-keeps-getting-better.htm/feed So I got to heaven after blowing myself up and all I got was this fruit basket http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/so-i-got-to-heaven-after-blowing-myself-up-and-all-i-got-was-this-fruit-basket.htm http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/so-i-got-to-heaven-after-blowing-myself-up-and-all-i-got-was-this-fruit-basket.htm#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:54:32 +0000 webmaster http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/?p=1497 I just saw a discovery channel program that said its quite possible that the 72 virgins promised muslims when they die might be wrong.  It might be with the erroneous placement of a few dots under the letters that "a basket of grapes" was turned into 72 virgins.

Imagine those jackass suicide bombers getting to he(ll)aven and being handed a fruitbasket.  These guys are even bigger saps than true believers of global warming.  And that’s saying something.

]]> http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/so-i-got-to-heaven-after-blowing-myself-up-and-all-i-got-was-this-fruit-basket.htm/feed The Chris Matthews Open Source Animation Project Object=HEAD http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/the-chris-matthews-open-source-animation-project-objecthead.htm http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/the-chris-matthews-open-source-animation-project-objecthead.htm#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:34:56 +0000 webmaster http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/?p=1487 Chris Matthews head.  Feel free to use it.

If you have his leg please send it to me!  A leg animation is even better.

]]> http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/the-chris-matthews-open-source-animation-project-objecthead.htm/feed Chris Matthews should get to the MIT Leg Laboratory for help http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/chris-matthews-should-get-to-the-mit-leg-laboratory-for-help.htm http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/chris-matthews-should-get-to-the-mit-leg-laboratory-for-help.htm#comments Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:04:47 +0000 webmaster http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/?p=1483 I joke you not MIT has a leg laboratory

We should take up a collection and send Chris Matthews to the leg laboratory for he has the most mysterious leg of all that responds like a page set to vibrate when Zero-bama speaks.

All though it might only be sciatica.

Chris has been warned that if he gets an erection for more than 4 hours he should consult his physician. 

 I am not saying Chris Matthews ( AKA Tinky-Winky ) is queer for Obama only that his sun rises and sets by him.

Nice PJ’s Chris!

 

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