JFK John F. Kennedy Junior was a plane down to earth kind of guy
You have to admit John F. Kennedy Junior was a plane down to earth kind of guy.
About 10 years ago today or thereabouts John F. Kennedy Junior demonstrated how good democrats are at piloting planes. Let’s not even talk about how well they do with government. He took 2 people who did not know any better up in a plane when he was not IFR ( instrument flight rated ) qualified.
At least John Denver did this alone.
What happened to JFK juniors career? It took a nose dive!
What commercial product was JFK junior endorsing?
Ocean Spray
How did JFK junior learn to fly a plane?
Crash course.
What’s the last book JFK junior read?
Amelia Earhart’s flight manual.
What movie will they make of JFK junior?
Splash.
What TV show will be about JFK junior?
The Fall Guy
JFK junior didn’t take a bath before his flight…
But he did wash up on shore.
What was JFK junior last meal?
Surf & Turf!
What song was JFK junior singing when he went down?
"I fought the yaw and the yaw won!"
What airline was about to hire JFK junior?
ValuJet.
What key does JFK junior sing in?
sea-flat
What was JFK junior smoking?
Sea weed
What was JFK junior‘s favorite season?
Fall
Looks like JFK junior‘s career is grounded.
What was the last thing through JFK junior‘s mind before the crash?
The prop.
What’s worse than going to a JFK junior politics?
Have him drop in on you.
Where did JFK junior spend his end of summer vacation?
All over Martha’s Vineyars.
What did the paparazzi say to each other as JFK junior took off in his plane?
"Try to stall him."
What drugs was JFK junior taking?
Uppers that made him high, followed by some downers, then smack.
Why is it a tragedy that JFK junior died?
Because he didn’t have Teddy with him.
What did JFK junior say to his mother before take-off?
Remember to feed the dogs, and I’ll feed the fish.
If Teddy Kennedy had been flying, he would have swam for help.
JFK junior would have still drowned, though.
JFK junior always wanted to become a "new wave" musician.
People watching JFK junior crash say they saw UFOs in the area.
Unidentified Falling Organs.
What was the temperature of the Atlantic ocean after JFK junior‘s plane went down?
Three below.
What warning was posted in all restaurants near Martha’s Vineyard?
Avoid the chowderhead stew.
What was the name of JFK junior‘s airplane?
Flipper.
What was JFK junior‘s last wish?
A burial at sea.
August 18th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
very unfunny
August 19th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Just substitute George W. Bush for Kennedy where it occurs. That should make you feel better Eleanor.
Its an object lesson in the hatred that the Bush deranged / left liberals have had in the USA. Its something you should get accustomed to because the more the left does what they do the more they are going to get it back.
…and just by the way I think its hilarious when a Kennedy dies. Just another scumbag taking themselves off the face of the Earth….