Obama stay home – Stay out of my Brazilian paradise
So I thought by coming to Brazil I could get away from hearing about his lord most merciful Barack Obama by returning to Brazil for another extended stay. The crisis has slowed down business to the point that its not that much of a loss for me. I am tired of the press fawning and standing in line to provide Obama with oral favors whilst on their knees. What have I found out? Many Brazilians see right through "The Messiah". Many people from Portugal also. The press always trys to paint the rest of th world as gullible fools that support the democrat party line but let me tell you that is a completely confected story.
So what happens? There is talk of Obama visiting Brazil. I have already given up the brazilian fist bump because Obama uses it. Please do not make me give up my paradise Brazil Mr President. Please do not visit. There is nothing for you here. Just a beautiful country with beautiful people who you would be very out of place with given your finger flipping white person hating self. I’m just a typical white person who left the god damned country because I can not stand your psycho babble leftist policies that are a flimsy excuse to loot the country.
Can you just please stay away? They know you are a fraud just as much as I do. Brazil has had MORE than its share of charlatans and they spot you coming a 6000 miles away.
…. oh and by the way….most people I know here think Lula is a putz. A socialist using tax money to buy votes just like you do. In fact he wants the term limits lifted so he can run YET again. In a country that was a military dictatorship until only 25 years ago you can imagine that goes over like a lead balloon.
I am curious of one thing however. When you Jon Stewart-like in the press are providing your oral favors to Obama does he like it more straight on or more of a from the side thing? I guess we would know if you did your job and interviewed Mr. Sinclair.
My question for Jon Stewart is "Do you spit or do you swallow?"
