Obama knows how many temples he has
John McCain may not know how many houses he has but Obama knows how many temples he has. Nerobama will deliver his speech from a mock WhiteHouse stage. We suspect he will be wearing toga and sandals. Will they have a guy shuffling stone tablets for Obama to read as he gives his speech? uhh… uhhh, uhh, I don’t think uh that uh Obama will do well unless uhhh, he uhh has a uhh teleprompter installed. He has the German vote sewed up so now he’s going for the Greek vote so we know we will all get it in the end.
We got an advance invitation that looks suspiciously like a Roman handbill.
Nerobama fatur procul Templum Stolidus.
A spectaculum 2 annus em fiendo.
Maior quam Beijin.
Maior quam Berlin.
Gladiators Clinto pugna Gladiators Obama
Caritas veho pro liberi!
In case your latin is rusty the handbill was translated below:
Nerobama speaks at the Temple of Dumb
A spectacle 2 years in the making.
Bigger than Beijin. Bolder than Berlin
Gladiators Clinton fight Gladiators Obama
Free chariot ride for the children
Sandra Oxedine on 
RodaRokyAdomo on 
Freemon SandleWould on 
Michael on