Rent a Bum-New Way to Accomplish Government Goals the Direct Way!
Google’s goal to organise your daily life and I have thought of a great way to utilized this process. Google will need to characterize your life. In doing this they will do a “spectral analysis” of your life and proclivities. At some point in the future I think the government should get involved and do the same thing. Then when you do not buy enough toothpaste and endanger the employment rates of toothpaste workers you can be automatically billed via your credit card and the toothpaste dispatched forthwith to your residence.
Building on this idea I realized that bum that you see on the corner can be partially allocated to the people in your neighborhood. Then once every six weeks for instance you are allocated to give the bum a bath and a meal and to sleep on your couch 1 night.
This idea is genius. There are all sorts of potential extensions of this idea. Since we’re forced to pay taxes for various government boon doogles why not require direct involvement in them all. Naturally you would be unpaid as the services you provide would be in lieu of your taxes. For instance an unwed mother with 4 children from 4 different fathers…..you can help babysit them! I think I’ll hold out for fathering the unwed mothers babies and let you take care of them. Maybe I’ll get involved in hand carving the 400 dollar crapper seats!
