Senator Fossil FineGold

Hi

I am Senator Fossil FineGold.  I get tired from my work in the senate self promoting and giving the reaches across the isle but not too tired to bash a fellow republican.  

I am the most senatorial of ex presidential candidates.

I may not have been very tough on Barack Obama but I was on my fellow republicans!

 

Senator Fossil ran his flacid presidential campaign with an eye towards retaining his senate seat that he has sat in so long it now form fits to his behind.   If he had been as tough on Barrack Obama as he is on JD Hayworth I might take him more seriously.  Now he starts acting more like a conservative because he has a primary challenge.  This leads me to ask:  Which political Halloween mask will he be wearing after November 2010???  He sometimes appears to act out of principle. Unfortunately the highest principle he operates off of appears to be reelection.

Senator Flacid could have won the 2008 presidential election had he merely had the courage of conviction and voted against the bailout.  But that would have left some of the nobel elites to fail and made way for new blood and new ideas.  That does not square with his persona.  Now instead of being adults and taking our knocks we are riding a trajectory that will have us augering in economically in the mid teens because a chuckle headed president thinks he can spend our way to prosperity.

If Senator Fossil would spend more time being a conservative instead of pretending to be one he would not have a primary challenger.  If reelected which one of the faces from his collection will he wear?

Senator Fossil ran a lame presidential campaign with an eye towards retaining his precious senate seat.  Now he goes after JD Hayworth with more gusto than he did against Barrack Obama and unmitigated socialist.

Senator Fossil was glad to try to force JD Hayworth off of the air claiming he was running a campaign off of the airwaves.  How should we feel about him running his campaign out of his position in the Senate???  Oh I see campaign free speech only applies when HE is doing it.  Sounds like a liberal to me.  Free to speak when I agree with what they say.  Shut up otherwise!

 

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