Spot the Hooker – A Game the Whole Family Can Play

Here in Phoenix the popular street walker boulevards are Van Buren, 16th Street and Apache Boulevard.  Sometimes after hiking Squaw Peak I like to go the Dairy Queen and get a Peanut Pustule Barfait and then tool on down 16th Street and play spot the hooker.  It’s scored the following way

plain fat hooker = 1 pt

sparkly hooker in stripper heals = 2 pts

crack dealer = 3 pts

tranny = 4 pts

First one to spot the aforesaid listed accrues the aforesaid pointage. Judging from what I see the state of womanhood in the USA is pretty bad.  In case you are wondering there is absolutely no chance of my partaking in their services.

 I’ve mentioned before that American women are horrific.  They truly are.  A brazilian hooker’s behavior is on or about within 1 standard deviation of an American White girlfriend.  That is to say one can not differentiate between the two. Actually the Brazilian hooker is friendlier.  I wonder if in the future American women will have to import mexicans to marry since with the internet this condition can not possibly remain a secret much longer.

A comparison for your consideration. Photo from Argentine escort website.  The salient point of the photo is that this level of attractiveness is NOT uncommon in South America.  It sure is in the USA!

My theory is that the people who came to the USA were the downtrodden of Europe.  If you were royalty you did not go to the USA.  It was dirty, dangerous, risky and just plain hard work to make it in the New World.  If you correlate attractiveness versus economic class the more attractive women marry upscale. Thus the chunky women of America.  Wilst in South America many of the men who went there originally just put in an order for a wife with instructions she neither be ugly, stupid or sour.   

This theory does not explain the sour/dour nature of American women. There I look to the supply / demand relationships.  Here in the USA even the fat chicks can act all snooty because of the lack of adequate numbers of attractive women.  In Brazil I have seen women with men that I would have SWORN were only their friend because of my previous mental programming in the USA.  However upon watching a little while I see from their body language they are partners.   Under USA scales there is no way the guy would have rated that chick.  But in Brazil they do !   Combining this with their relatively pleasant dispositions you can understand why I’m looking for a Brazilian wife !

Hey you guys…..don’t forget to leave comments of where this game can be played. Not to encourage their use, American hookers are hideous!