Stupid Made Up Black Names – Lenyatta Kenyatta and Pinyatta
In this world there are alot of names. They have been used and re-used over the ages. I was surprised to find out they use the name Vinicius alot in Brazil. Yes its one of the lesser known Roman emperors to straight arrow Americans. Its the likely source for our common name Vincent. Or as a New York Italian would say “Vinny”
Now in the universe of known names there is creation occuring. Blacks have this annoying habit of making up names or using words that were previously unused as names. My comments on the spectrum follow:
1- Beyonce – This name has a fairly high GOOF factor. Ok let’s imagine our child to be beyond normal. Super. Well ok super attractive. Beyonces great fortune was to have been born with genes for appearance that MORE than make up for the goof factor in her name. However blacks in the USA will do well to remember most black girls are Bomquishas and NOT Beyonces.
2-Sequita – Met her in 1977. She was just so damned nice I can’t pick on the name. However it does sound made up to me. Like Joe Mayo on Seinfeld.
3-Jazz – I knew this little fellow. He was the soon of my friend and neighbor KJ. It sure does appropriate alot of history for the little guy. Maybe a good move on KJ’s part. Nonetheless I still expect to see a CD when I think of Jazz.
4- Kenyatta (KJ) Lenyatta (LJ) – Mother of Jazz. Ok now were getting into fertile territory for parody. These 2 are twins and have their fair share of erratic behaviors. EVERYONE always asks if there was a 3rd twin named Pinyatta?
5- Clitoris – I dated a nurse who first informed me of stupid black names. She told me of the case where a baby girl was named Clitoris. Jerry Seinfeld must have heard this before the Deloris episode. When I reach point 5 I realize I was complaining too much abouts points 1 thru 4. Parents of point 5 should be spanked severely. Prison should be an option. Not only do you subject your female child to severe abuse by her peers but most likely the guys will just assume she likes the rod and take it to her often and early. So much for a nice innocent childhood.
Probably the worst thing about made up names is the fact that the user thinks they are actually being creative. You are not. It is a single word. The child does the creating. Give them a normal name so they don’t think the need for creation is done shortly after receiving a goofy name at birth. No body is going to elect a “Jazz” to be president. We will respect and accept a muslim-like name like BARRACK before we accept one of these made ups.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
I knew some black girls in Alexandria, LA and they told me of some names. Tabara-Tobeka (a boy) and Tarantula (a girl).
Stupid blacks. They have no common sense or brains.
October 21st, 2008 at 7:59 pm
There was a student in my wife’s nursing school named Muconium. She said her mother heard it while in the hospital, and thought it sounded pretty. It turns out it is a medical word for a baby’s first BM!
October 21st, 2008 at 9:23 pm
YIKES!
November 1st, 2008 at 9:44 am
I actually know someone who met a black girl named…now get this…..La-La ( pronounced Ladashla ). It was at a Dr.’s office and when the nurse called out” La La your next” this stupid black girl got so offended because her name was mis-pronounced that she filed a complaint with the Dr.
Now you know this girl has had her name mispronounced so many times that now she has a chip on her shoulder about it.
Black people……dont be stupid and name your kid some stupid name like “Princess”. I actually know a girl named that. She is a very sweet person, but what a stupid name!
November 1st, 2008 at 11:36 am
Woot ! Got to have a sense of humor in this life or its going to be a long tough slog!
December 1st, 2008 at 9:37 am
Plaxico Burris. huh? Plexiglass ? Plexiglass shot himself in the leg. Mmm… he is as smart as his very own name.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:39 am
Here is an idea for all of you to name your daughter: UNIQUE
July 14th, 2009 at 9:16 am
How about Pajima – when asked mom where it came from, she said the Sears catalog (pajama)!
July 15th, 2009 at 8:12 am
Sonofa!
August 27th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
1. Beyonce was named after her grandmother, whose last name was Beyince’. Using a last name as a first name is common, think of all the little children named Evan, Morgan, and Smith running around on the suburban playgrounds. If most black girls are Bomquishas, then most white girls are Berthas.
2. Kenyatta and Kenyata are African names with some history to them. Heaven’s forbid a person has a name other than Sarah.
3. No one has mentioned the stupid “White” names like Trip, Skip, Trig, Piper, Tanner (I guess he’s either destined to own a tanning salon or a leather store), Cassidy (where’s the Sundance Kid?), and the list goes on.
People will have names that are different than yours and people will look differently than you do. Get over it and grow up.
August 28th, 2009 at 8:00 am
I am generally against making up names unless you have a bit of a gift with words. I’m highly tolerant of different names. I spend alot of my time in Brazil and have seen alot of original names there. Somehow even though they have alot of black in the DNA there they manage not to have so many rediculotic names. ( spelling intentional libs! ). Had a very beautiful girlfriend there named Cleonice. Half black ok? Did not hurt she was sizzling hot.
But if you are defending black culture from the liberal racist point of view that approach will not go over. Sooner or later the “you are a racist” argument gets seen for what it is….a way of trying to censor thought. Censoring thought is becoming like censoring the internet. In the past you could censor thought and they have done that with various words we are not supposed to use. However as time goes on it’s considered bad etiquette and near impossible to do. Appears you libs must be very afraid of Sarah Palin. Isn’t it funny she is at the same time a fool and a person you spend all your time trying to destroy because you sense she can beat your Messiah Obama. However were I her husband I would have put the big NO to those names. However they do not hold a candle to the black names.
Admit it to yourself. Its healthy not to be in denial. American blacks are attention hogs. Everyone knows it. They are just afraid to say it.
December 10th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Ive been looking around for articles similar to this but never found one that actually was valuable such as this. Glad I found this place!
January 12th, 2010 at 10:48 am
i would like to say that this postinq is ridiculously rasist! i personally know whites [since you want to refer to Afican Americans as blacks] who give there children made up names also. i think ppl have a right to name there children whatever they like, with the exception of names like Clitoris and other names of that sortm but you have no god given right to tell someone thay shouldnt make up ther childrens names. What happened to diversity? If everyone was given typical names given to "whites" then everyone in this damn world would be Sallys, Janes, Bills, and Bob. I mean think about it even the nicknames "whites" have for certain names are outragous. For example Dick for Richard!?! What about that? I honestly believe this was made as a rascial slur and as a African American i'm ashamed that even after a black president we are still subject to this. One more thing…before you finish reading this and begin to think a negative remark of my name let me help you out a bit; Keiarrah Chartres [pronounced key-r-rah shar-trey] so that you dont say it wrong but like i was sayin Keiarrah before you make a joke is the same damn name they used in Lion King II [it was simba's daughter's name] & Chartres is the name of one of the 1st French cathedrals and the name of a french province. Might i add that if you are an ignorant american [like you seem to be by judging others abotu what makes them happy] then you probably looked at it and said something lyk char-tres *smh*. Just because someone choses to be out of the box doesn't mean anything. i mean this is the land of the free and for some reason you making it seem like chosing a name for YOUR child is not a free right! Get a grip on life and personal liberties and write about something more important, you know like the economy.
January 12th, 2010 at 11:30 pm
Everything in the universe is racist. The babies are racist. The atoms of cobalt in your socket set are racist. Every little quark in this universe. But then Keiarrah that makes you a racist too deary. If you can not take a little teasing once in a while you’re going to find life a very long life indeed. And as for being ashamed…..you should be ashamed of your black president. He’s a loser and a fool. Too bad we did not elect Clarence Thomas. But you are from the land of make believe and I would in no way expect you to understand the reasons for that.
I have to laugh about the “chartres” part of your name. Evidently it escapes you that your parents were trying to appropriate the grandeur of this edifice. That’s a common theme in these names. Trying to appropriate what is not yours. Mmmm maybe that explains the 4X felony conviction rates????
January 29th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
by the way the word is spelled :racist
February 19th, 2010 at 8:39 am
First off Keiarrah, since this is probably your first time on a web browser and not just using AIM, your grammar and spelling are terrible. Full of run on sentences and a complete lack of capitalization. You didn't succeed in proving or even helping your argument because you just made yourself look like a stupid ignorant bitch. Before you try to get smart with people online, go finish high school and learn to spell. Black people come up with the stupidest names I have ever seen, need proof? Watch some Maury. Case and point.
Love,
-A
Oh and PS sandlewould: Don't think this bitch understands cobalt, or atom, or quark without finding her way to wikipedia; and the whole appropriate the grandeur thing, no doubt this chick has no idea what you're saying.
oh yea I <3 obama and date big black men, so don't even think of calling me racist.
~Death to all the stupid people, the population is out of control already and evolution no longer has an effect on homo sapiens. So if some of us need to go might as well just keep the smart ones and actually do something good for the whole of the species.
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:39 am
Hey Keiarrah,
TL;DR
March 18th, 2010 at 5:20 am
uhm yeah i can digg it