The Nigerian Metaphor – Politicians Promise Something for Nothing Too

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY,
THE HONORABLE, GOVERNOR OF CBN.
ELIZABETH SQUARE, LAGOS- NIGERIA.
Email:(proff_soludo2005@yahoo.com)
Date: 27th, June 2007.
Our Ref:  CBN/OHG/OXD1/2007
Your Ref:…………….. 
TELEX: CENBANK.
PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/07.
 
ATTN: Dear Beneficiary,
 CBN DEBT PAYMENT NOTICE OF OVERDUE FUNDS
This letter will definately be amazing to you because of its realistic
 value.
 
Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of
 Inheritance Payment transaction with some Nigerian Officials some while
 ago.
 
I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will
 like to introduce myself; I am (Prof. CharlesSoludo) the rightful
 Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and the Executive Chairman of
 “E.C.D.R”.
 
On the 1st of October 2006, the the former President of The Federal
 Republic of Nigeria (Chief Olusegun Obasanjo) introduced a Commission
 named the “E.C.D.R” (Executive Committee on Debt Recovery) which
 is duly registered
under the United Nations (U.N.) and the Federal Government of Nigeria.
 This particular Commission was initiated to detect fraud/fund
 delays/interrupted funds Payments and to also Settleforeign debts/fraud
 victims/Un-paid beneficiaries to satisfactory inother to maintain peace in the
 world at large.
 
Presently, we are being paid by the American government inother toavert
 Scam and also to avert beneficiary funds delays here in Nigeria.
 
So far, we have succeeded in Settling the likes of (Mrs. Daisy Fox,Mr.
 Edward Smyth etc).
 
You are being contacted by this office today dated (27th June
 2007)because your Case File (A) is the very first File on our Settlement Files
 Cabinet. Your Inheritance Funds were Re-depositted into the “Federal
 Suspense Account” of CBN last week, because you did not
completely forward your Claim as the Right beneficiary.
 
Through the Intelligent investigations and verification processes ofour
 Intelligent Monitoring Unit (I.M.U), we also discovered that this
 Funds valued(100,000,000(USD ONLY)) is in your name and to this note The
 International Remittance Department was ordered by the Executive
Committee on Debt Recovery to Release this Funds to you with immediate
 effect.
 
 On this course of duty, two foreigners (Mr. Tim Parker and Mr. Rowland
 Gulf) visited this office today inother to inform us that they are
 your Representatives from Canada, whom will be collecting your Funds for you.
For the fact that this Committee is faithfully in my full governance as
 the Chairman, I will like you to clearify to me if this Bank should
 proceed to Release your Funds to your Representatives Mr. Tim Parker and
 Mr. Rowland Gulf.
 
In receipt of this confidential Letter, you are required to
respondimmediately.
 
OFFICIALLY SIGNED.
PROF. charels soludo.
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.