Brazilian Cold Bean Salad

I encountered a delicious bean salad at an "a kilo" restaurant in Brazil.  You make it as follows:

  1. cook great northern beans with a little salt, olive oil and garlic.  Drain afterwards
  2. put in a large container and add some more olive oil and mix to lightly coat the beans
  3. add chip chopped green and red bell peppers and onion
  4. add some sort of acid.  I like to use lime juice but you can also use vinegar.  Add and mix a bit at a time until it suits your taste.

The Tale of the murdered bandit

I have a friend in Brazil who lives in a house in the forest 1 kilometer by trail.  There is also a minor drug dealer living along the trail not too far away. I recently visited him and mentioned the brother of a fellow I rented a car off of had been shot to death.  The story I was told  was that a motocyclist had an altercation with his brother and that subsequently the motorcyclist shot him. 

My friend with the house in the forest corrected that story with a rather sizable revision.  The murder occurred very close to his house in the woods and the body was found there.    It turns out the deceased had robbed a 21 year old girl on Joaguina beach and then not satisfied in some manner stuffed her into the trunk of a car.   Whilst driving thereafter someone hit the car in the rear end and injured the young lady turning her into a quadraplegic.  As it turns out her father was a former policeman.  Somehow the bad guy did not know this and did not immediately recognize he should get out of town.  Two months after this car wreck he was probably lured onto this trail with the stated purpose being obtaining drugs.   His body was later found when the drug dealer went to do his periodic check of the water supply on the top of the hill and smelled something very bad.    When he looked for what is was he found the 19 year old robber.   The robber had a shotgun wound to the face and stomach. Either one being sufficient to kill him it was suggested to me that it was a message.  Now I am told the people with shotguns in Brazil are mostly the cops and of course who else would have a better motive for this sort of thing? 

In Brazil the maximum time you can get for any crime is 30 years.   What we call "life in prison" is only 30 years there.  Thus the father of this girl decided to exact his own justice.   I do not blame him one iota.  I asked my friend if he was scared that a murder had occurred right next to his house.  His reply was "not one bit" because he knew exactly what the story was and everyone else did but that it is not being investigated.  Mmm….Tough luck scumbag in this case.

Gettin Started – Shipping the van to Vladivostok

Includes details on shipping vehicle to Russia

Here we go again.
 
Details, details, details. To get going is all about details. You CAN take it with you, in fact if you forget something you have to deal with it for a long time. We took the van and bike over to Long Beach to put them into a hicube container. Thanks Harry for the ride back. We got there the night before I was led to understand we were to load the container. Waited around for something like three hours the next morning and still no move to load. Then they allowed as there was no container to load. Lots of finger pointing as to why this was so. Shipping Company blamed the Warehouse Company and the Warehouse Company blamed the Shipping Company, you get the picture. As it turned out it was the Shipping Company. So we left the stuff there with the hopes they would load it without mishap. Was told that the door opening was eight feet five inches high and my measurements said at most there was a half-inch to spare. Guess I’ll see what the result is when we unload in Vladivostok.
 
Finally everything was supposedly loaded and headed to the boat, when US Customs put a hold on the container. Customs would give no date for the inspection to occur; other than it would be less than a month. They totally unloaded the container and did a $785 inspection, plus the hauling and unload and reload charges, all at my expense of course. Total was about $1800, plus the original $4600 shipping. The delay caused the container to miss the boat.
 
So had to rebook the plane tickets ($400) and as it turns out, change the invite dates for the Russian visas ($250). Apparently your entry date has to be correct. You have to register within seventy-two hours after arrival. Or so I was told. I’m a little skeptical on that one, as Jack was a week late, because he missed his original ferry. He had a one month tourist visa though , so maybe they’re treated different.
 
As before I’ll try and give some of the details, for those reading this, who might be inclined, to do something equally stupid. Things like shipping charges and gas prices. Boring maybe, but hard to find out any other way.
 
What I learned from all this is, if I were to do it again, I would explore shipping from outside the US. Ensenada Baja Mexico or Vancouver or some such place. Can’t see how they could possibly have a more expensive or screwed up system. Charged $70 for a ‘clean truck’, really. When I shipped from Cartegena Columbia, it was much simpler, with everything handled before hand and inspection and container loading done at the same time. If at all possible ship from outside the US. A system brought to you by the same people that gave you Ol Lyin George and Microsoft.
 
Getting a visa of more than a month is hard, for Russia. Looks like I’m going to be a consultant, so I can get a one-year multiple entry business Visa. You can stay in Russia for ninety days in any one hundred-eighty day period. Also a visa, in advance, is needed for Kazakhstan. Only thirty days is possible for a tourist visa. Problem is you need to specify dates in advance. So just had to guess and hope things work out, time wise.

DFW Dallas Fort Worth Airport waiting in the cushy room near gate B20

I am back in southern Brazil and passed through Dallas Fort Worth airport.   I had an 8 hour wait before my flight between Dallas and Sao Paulo.   I really needed to find a nice comfortable place to rest if not sleep.  Most airport lounge chairs are pretty unconfortable by design to keep the homeless out of them.  However since you have to have a ticket to get into the gate areas one must conclude they mean the temporarily homeless also known as "a traveler".

I went to one of the information counters manned by the old folks at DFW.  The guy there mentioned there was a lounge with some really comfortable chairs.

 

I was remiss in my photography.  What you do not see clearly is that there are some full on permanently reclined chairs in this paradise for travelers.  Nonetheless you can see all the chairs are quite adequately stuffed and easy on the butt.  I got several hours on the verge of sleep here and felt compelled to share the secret!  Now stay out so there is room for me the next time I need to visit it.  See you there!

I do not believe in you-Eu nao acredito em voce – Vinny

Eu abro todas as janelas da casa
Eu deixo o sol iluminar o caminho
Eu deixo a lua fazer sombra na sala
E o vento bagunçar meu destino

Eu vejo o teu fantasma dentro do quarto
Acendo a luz pra que você vá embora
Te exorciso enquanto eu calço os sapatos
Vou sair e te tirar da memória

Eu não acredito em você hei hei hei no way no way
Eu não acredito em você hei hei hei no way no way

Eu perco o sono mas não perco o juízo
Eu me mudei pro andar mais alto do mundo
Eu posso ver toda cidade lá fora
Aqui dentro eu mudo sempre de assunto

Eu pendurei os quadros pela parede
Nada que lembre o teu sorriso absurdo
Mas quando eu vejo o teu olhar nos meus sonhos
Eu me encontro e me esqueço de tudo

Eu não acredito em você hei hei hei no way no way (4x)

Popeye the Sayler Man

The origin of Saler man is when I was talking to a Brazilian friend whose English is very good if you consider he has never been to an English speaking country.  He tried to say a person was a salesman.  "He is a Saylor-Man" was how it came out.  Ever since then I call salesmen sailor men. On a side note we were driving down a highway in Brazil and we drove past an attractive young lady selling her body to people by the side of the highway.  He saw here and said "she's a road horse"…which was pretty funny considering we'd just driving past some horses tied up in such a fashion as to clip the grass while eating it.

Brazilian Rubbing Alcohol is Ethanol and smells like caramel

You can buy ethanol alcohol very cheaply in Brazil.  It is very cheap.  It is very concentrated and people use it to start their barbeque grills.   I like it because when you rub it on your skin it smells faintly of caramel.  Also the part that absorbs into your body is the type of alcohol your body tolerates well.   Its hard to describe the smell but like other liquors you can't completely remove the essence of the source material that was fermented to make it.