Larry Craig tippy tapping his toe beneath the stall wall. Barney Frank peering over the partition. On the other side George Michael of Wham fame. Appears there was the commodious underground but they all appear to have passion was for members of the armed forces.
On the wall is written:
beware of limbo dancers
I am 9 inches long and two inches thick. Interested?
Fascinated, dear, but how big is your dick?
This bathroom is so cruisy that if someone comes in there for a good honest shit it is like a breath of fresh air.
Do you know Morse code? Do you use the tippy tap toe telegraph ? And you wonder why they always are talking about the reach across the aisle?
As the SWAT team surrounded the lew Larry Craig is quoted as shouting "I’M NOT COMING OUT!" What would old Thomas Crapper have to say about all this?
On the whole there is no glory in this story. Outside the roto-router team works day and night to unclog the lines. Frequent is heard the cry "MAN THE HOLE"
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