Funny Financial Terms

This is where you can help me collect funny financial terms.  Please place your funny financial phrases in the comments Here is one to start you off: Government Department of Redundancy Department  

ROLFcoptor

I bought a ROFLcoptor with all my Venezuelen Petros  Imagine how much I save on gas?  It is flex fuel.  It runs on chuckles or laughing gas.  The ROFLicoptor is a totally unbelievable green method of  transport where you can fly over undesirable realities.