This page is a tribute to a good friends first visual basic application in the mid 1990's. At the time I had a copy of VB5 and had a total mind block as to how it worked. You see I was accustomed to old style coding. Windows uses a type of coding that is "event driven". Often when I have a mental block such as this I go to this friend and many times he breezily picks up the stuff. At that point I usually go aha! THAT'S what they mean and through monkey see monkey do I go on my merry way. Thus I want to make it perfectly clear I am not the author of FartMaster 2000 and can in no way claim credit for this great creation of western culture.
A side story on this is quite funny. Shortly after this was coded I passed a copy to my girlfriend's son who proceeded to really like it and obsessively play the sounds. This drove his sister nuts as you know it would most women as they do not share our masculine preoccupation with great farts and their high fidelity simulations.
If the embedded media players do not work you can click on the photos
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LOL, Good stuff.
The Professor
You da King! YouDaKing!
I still can not believe how you could make 3 different animal sounding farts so well. You Are DA KING
This was from the early years of computers, when they were hand-cranked.
I’m still hand cranked!
Raaaatttttt!