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One time a long while back I dated a really good looking girl I met on Squaw Peak named Daniel.  Incredibly beautiful body and face.  She was a strawberry blond.  One time we visited my friend Mark after hiking.  We stopped by his apartment to talk for a while and then left. Daniel was wearing some sort of fragrance or deoderant.  She generally smelled good no matter what. After we left Mark's girl friend Cathy arrived at his house.  She walked in the house and said " Who have you been having sex with?  It smells like sweat and perfume in here!" A classic line if ever there was one.  She was a bar tender and tended to be on the easy side to get into bed so she should know about the smells.  Later he caught her in bed cheating on him.  Our suspicions can give us away.  Just as there is no honor among criminals.   Said another way we transfer our behavioral expectations upon others.  We expect others behave as we do.  Thus if we are shifty we tend to be very suspicious.  Of course dating is brutal in the USA where there are so few attractive women to be found so this rule of human behavior must be applied judiciously.  vulva-perfume.bmp

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