The Immense Power Of the Bowl Cut Hair Do

From Zerohedge comment:

I'm on record in the halls of Zerohedge as stating, without a doubt, that bill gross possesses the most powerful bowl cut in the financial industry. Janet Yellen and Mary Jo white have decent apprentice bowl cuts, but Gross, he has a journeyman monastic masterpiece and this article proves that like sampson, it is imbued with truly remarkable power.