Archive for March, 2007

Spot the Hooker - A Game the Whole Family Can Play

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

Here in Phoenix the popular street walker boulevards are Van Buren, 16th Street and Apache Boulevard.  Sometimes after hiking Squaw Peak I like to go the Dairy Queen and get a Peanut Pustule Barfait and then tool on down 16th Street and play spot the hooker.  It’s scored the following way

plain fat hooker = 1 pt

sparkly hooker in stripper heals = 2 pts

crack dealer = 3 pts

tranny = 4 pts

First one to spot the aforesaid listed accrues the aforesaid pointage. Judging from what I see the state of womanhood in the USA is pretty bad.  In case you are wondering there is absolutely no chance of my partaking in their services.

 I’ve mentioned before that American women are horrific.  They truly are.  A brazilian hooker’s behavior is on or about within 1 standard deviation of an American White girlfriend.  That is to say one can not differentiate between the two. Actually the Brazilian hooker is friendlier.  I wonder if in the future American women will have to import mexicans to marry since with the internet this condition can not possibly remain a secret much longer.

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A comparison for your consideration. Photo from Argentine escort website.  The salient point of the photo is that this level of attractiveness is NOT uncommon in South America.  It sure is in the USA!

My theory is that the people who came to the USA were the downtrodden of Europe.  If you were royalty you did not go to the USA.  It was dirty, dangerous, risky and just plain hard work to make it in the New World.  If you correlate attractiveness versus economic class the more attractive women marry upscale. Thus the chunky women of America.  Wilst in South America many of the men who went there originally just put in an order for a wife with instructions she neither be ugly, stupid or sour.   

This theory does not explain the sour/dour nature of American women. There I look to the supply / demand relationships.  Here in the USA even the fat chicks can act all snooty because of the lack of adequate numbers of attractive women.  In Brazil I have seen women with men that I would have SWORN were only their friend because of my previous mental programming in the USA.  However upon watching a little while I see from their body language they are partners.   Under USA scales there is no way the guy would have rated that chick.  But in Brazil they do !   Combining this with their relatively pleasant dispositions you can understand why I’m looking for a Brazilian wife !

Hey you guys…..don’t forget to leave comments of where this game can be played. Not to encourage their use, American hookers are hideous! 

Nancy Carposi Pelosi Going to Syria - Where are the Hostage Takers when You need Them?

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

What an idiot. As is often the case in Washington pinheads with huge egos rule.  This wench is going to Syria for “fact finding”.   If you ever have taken a trip anywhere with the intention of getting something done you quickly find out that “getting something done” is an abstract item that’s not as dependent on location as you might imagine.  If you want to learn the language of a country well yes then by all means go to that country and live there for monthes.  But don’t bother going if you want to “find out the Syrian side of things”.  You’ll do a better job of this at home with wikipedia and phone calls.  

Thus Nancy Carposi Pelosi goes to Syria as a way of getting the cone of news illumination upon herself.  Never mind she undermines our policies with regards to them.  You see her presentation would go something like this:  — No one in the administration is talking to Syria, Its about time that for the cause of peace someone talk to them.  This will have as little effect as Jesse N. Jackson going to Cuba.  It will be similarly just as self promotional.  Democrats - the party of show trials / heck, show EVERYTHING and the weak minded fall for it. 

While appearance can be important while trying to get a date its important to realize we’re not dating Syria.  Its a complicated situation which we are trying to wait out rather than go to war over.  But then war is ok to a dem as long as they can wrangle more power out of the situation.  Let’s hope in this internet era that the American people quickly self educate on the processes of power and eliminate these banana republic rulers. Couldn’t Nancy just do what she normally does when she has some extra time on her hands? - Sharpen her nails on a blackboard.

How to Paralyze Iran - Operation Lights Out Baby

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

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Facial muscles are all telling and are intimately connected with underlying psyche.  There is something wrong with this guy.

Any modern or semi modern society requires electricity.  All normal electical generation facilities put out some manner of electromagnetic hum, buzz, oscillation that is detectable.  Map out the electrical generation / distribution of Iran and bomb them.  Let the Iranians try to enrich uranium with hand crank centrifuges. 

Any simpleton with common sense ( the eliminates lib / socialist / dem party / communists out ! on both counts ) can see a war with Iran is coming at some point.  Its probably better sooner when they do not have nukes than when they do.  Likely in the future they will have them short of regime change.  Better they get a nice big dose of bitter medicine so later they are put off using their nukes.  We need it plain in their mind later that if they use their nukes they’ll be wiped off the map with a glassified depression in the ground replacing where Iran stands right now.

It’s always tough to figure out which is better, waiting out the enemy or striking when the iron is hot.  If Iran persists with this charade-parade of British soldiers held prisoner its going to be become very clear and apparent that the striking option is the better of the two.  There is no god damned way they can be allowed to do another 1979 and go unpunished.  They’re not going to be intimidated by our going Jimmy Carter on their ass.

Irans not going to be much of a direct threat to us without nukes. They can only do indirect terrorist operations.  Not to minimize those who lose their lives in due to terrorist attacks the losses will be maneagable.  In some sense it will be useful to see the sleeper cells that are in place as they are activated.  It will clarify the thinking of the American people on these issue.  However this being said its important to have followup plans to deal with their options. 

The Iranians may have done this kidnapping routine before with British soldiers but this time is different.  They’re trying to leverage the return of some Iranian operatives taken prisoner by American forces during the course of raids in Iraq.  They’re likely to play this issue out much much longer.   While the last thing that should be done is return these Iranians I fear that Britain lacking the muscle on its own will not be backed up with force by the Americans.

Addenda: 

1- Its now coming out after 6 months that the Iranians Army elements entered into Iraqi territory and attempted to surround and capture an American contingent of soldiers.  After 6 monthes?  I would suggest that the media knew and being the lib appeasers they are finally found something they could keep quiet for a while.  From the Bush Admin reaction I take it they are not anxious for a war but in the end the Iranians must want it bad.  Its time we give it to them in the end hard and fast lubbed with chalk dust.

2- Its been reported on the debka website that Iranians dressed as Americans abducted and beheaded some ranking American soldiers in Iraq.

We better have full tilt boogy intelligence operations going against these guys.  They’re bad news and no amount of peace queer protesting is going to make these bunch of backwards sonofabitches do the right thing.

 

Free Will versus Dictate of a few: The Contrast between Private Business and Government

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

For people who have never run a business you probably have a poor model in your mind regarding how business works. All business is like the movie industry.  If the buyers to not like your product then they’ll just simply stay away and eventually you will go out of business unless you respond to their tastes.

The beautiful thing about business is that it does can not pre-suppose your wants.  Businesses must make guesses everyday about what products you want.  News organizations likewise as they are a business too.  Thus while movie goers may have wanted  sex and violence for years if next week if they change their preferences the movie makers must respond.   In all manner of things sold this applies.  This is how progress is made by virtue of consumers reacting to better products and forcing manufacturers to follow suit.  

A way of seeing this relationship is as a husband and wife pair.  Each must react to each other in the relationship.  Each must be sensitive to each others needs lest a divorce be sought.

Contrast this to the relationship of consumers with governments.  If you do not like the product you are paying for and receiving from the government what recourse do you have ?  None.  This is like a Parent - Child relationship.  As a child you were not allowed to divorce your parents if you felt they were doing a poor job.  If its one thing that is generally true the older less flexible people that are parents tend not to react to what could be very legitimate changes in a childs disposition towards a given situation.  

In a truly free democratic society everyone would understand this distinction between a consentual relationship and a compulsory one and thus minimize the role of government in all cases.  To the extent we enslave ourselves is the extent to which our society is not a democratic institution.   Governments are reflections of the society within which they are contained and grow from.   Thus the extent to which people do not understand the true nature of business relationships is the extent to which we are not free.  The extent to which people are anti business is a sad testament to peoples subconscious anti-democratic attitudes and dilluded thinking.  The world would be a better place if we clarified the issues of life by each person realizing that indeed no matter the form of their personal life in the end they are running a business which presents its product daily to the people around us.   If we view what we do ourselves negatively due to poor standards possibly its easier to have negative feelings about business as a basic human process.

For me I choose the consentual route.

Square Arsehole Days - How to live through them

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Every once in a while you get a square asshole day.  That’s the day when every little movement whether mental or physical is painful. Every action has excessive friction. These days you can try really hard and just bear the pain.  When I do that while programming I find that the next day seems to be very productive.  Maybe that’s because its an easy comparison.  Or in other cases you can just take the day off.  Whatever you choose I’m with you in spirit.  Feel free to detail your square arsehole days here in the comments section.

Credit for the type name goes to a former boss Bob Fuller at Honeywell. He pitched the idea on a day long ago when I wasn’t feeling so good.   

Fred :)

Spot the Assymetry - In Attorney Firings and Border Crossings Things Do Not Add Up

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

1) Border agents  shoot a drug smuggler, they end up in prison.

2) Border agent takes bribes to allow illegals to cross. He gets 6 years.

3) President Clinton fires 93 Federal Attorneys, nothing is said.   Bush and company fires 6 and its the Man Made Global Warming end of the world as we know it.   ( but yet I feel fine ).

All this is very telling.  What it says is don’t go against the unwritten law as follows:

–1–  Don’t scare off illegal immigrants. Really that is what this is about.  All we need is a few random acts like this and the lack of predictability will intimidate all but the most hardy. Thus the message is don’t scare off the illegals.

–2– Message here is simple.  The politicians are already waving in the illegals.  The problem here is the guy got some money but the politicians didn’t get a cut.  These guys can’t stand a deal where they don’t take a LARGE percentage.  Every deal in the USA is taxed taxed taxed.  At rates that are far out of kilt with actual value delivered.  But these guys have no conscience.

–3– Typical Stalinist show trial mentality.  The sad thing is Americans seem to be falling for alot of this crap. 

Land of the Free ?  Don’t make me laugh.  Coercion runs amok.  So many Americans are hothouse orchids now days the only thing keeping us above water is that the other governments/societies of the world are even bigger millstones around the their populace’ neck.

Loaded Gun - Jim Webb’s Aid busted for Carrying Loaded Pistol

Monday, March 26th, 2007

Jim Webb appears a bit deranged to me.  Him or his associates would not be the people I would be comfortable around.  Webb is a low class kind of guy.  He can’t even muster the composure to be polite to the president while dissagreeing.

Mr. Webb fantasizes about molesting boys.  Writing a book with such contents pretty much man-dates that he does this.  I wrote some erotic tales to an internet girlfriend once.  In order to do a good job you have to put yourself squarely in the center of your mental action.  So Mr. Webb likes thinking about little boys and appears to be a rage-o-holic.  Not to mention he has red hair.  I’ve never been comfortable around raging carrot tops.  I feel the impulse to beat them like red headed step children. 

In any event his aid got popped for a loaded gun.  I’m pro 2nd amendment as you might guess but I suppose I have second thoughts when it comes to Honorary Scout Leader Webb.  I wonder if he’s a member of NAMBLA?  His favorite snack is certainly BoyScout-Butt-Stuffers. 

Excerpted from Arty: The weapon was revealed when the aide went through an X-ray machine at an entrance of the Russell Senate Office Building, said police spokeswoman Schneider. She said the man had a loaded pistol with two additional loaded magazines.

…………I’d like to know if they saw anything strange inhabiting Webbs arse when he went through the X-ray machine??? Hamster habitrail ?  butt-plug?  coke bottle ? light bulb? ( compact florescent of course, he’s a democrat )

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Nambl’in Man - ( to the tune of Ramblin Man)

Carrot top Jimmy Web drives a Rambla

All sweaty and smelly he picks up lil boys 

On his way to the monthly meeting of Nambla

….Oh well I’m not very good at this.  Maybe a better tune would be “Little Nash Nambler was RIGHT be-HIND”

Chinese Product in Pet Food Poisoning-From the Anti-Pet Country, Pattern?

Sunday, March 25th, 2007

Maybe we should not be surprised that the pet food source material that was poisoned came from China. Given their up in your face lefty/socialist / communist / democrat party meddling with regards pets in China maybe we should have conclude that possibly they have an official or unofficial program of poisoning Chinese pets.  Thus some of the poisonous batches managed to work their way into material destined for the USA market.

I’ve worked in industrial situations.  Its hard to keep different batches of the same kind of material under full management. People run out of this or that and they quickly substitute what they have to keep the production line going.  Can you imagine the pressure on a Chinese production line ?  So if they had a batch of poisoned gluten sitting off to the side for chinese pet product sooner or later this type of thing would be sure to occur.  

I think its best if you have pets that you start asking if the pet food you have has Chinese product in it.   Remember the China one pet per family rule ?   Exerpt from arty:  Regulations issued last week limit each Beijing household to one dog, prohibit owners from taking them to parks or other public areas and reinforce the ban on large dogs — any animal with a shoulder height above 14 inches.

 

This is what you get with socialism / communism / liberalism / Democrat Party.  They would blame the weather on you and take your pet and kill it.  In truth it all leads to off the chart neurosis.  Its just so amazing to me that the people like John Stewart and his followers all think they are such hipsters.  In reality they are the biggest whining neurotics going that are the epitomy of square.

When it comes to Oil, Beware of Socialists and Government Control of Oil Assets

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

When it comes to oil state control is a real train wreck. Its always abused.  The following examples illustrate:

1) Brasil - State run monopoly always raises prices when the price of oil goes up,  but mysteriously never lowers prices.  They are a price diode!  Environmentalist wackos take note:  Its illegal for a normal everyday citizen to make biodiesel in Brasil.  Only the state run corporation can do this.  Capitalism and environmentalism in the end are synonymous terms. You have to let capitalism have its errors to have its efficiencies of estimating values.  There is no magically correcting errors by the government.  Thats socialism and its been proven to have a larger mean square error when it comes to allocating resources.

2) Venezuela - absolute train wreck.  Not going to waste my time explaining why and how this country is so fudged up.

3) Middle East - Full of strong men able to isolate themselves from the minions they rule because they have petro dollars.  Meanwhile the only career choices they have are terrorist and cleric. ( Which might be the same thing )

4) Russia - Putin puts it in daily.  Goofing up what could have been their economic turbo diesel locomotive. 

The world is full of petty dictators. Not all of them in office. Are you a socialist / dem / liberal / communist ?  You might be a petty dictator too.    

Cycles of Charlatans and Nations-What MMGW Global Warming Shows Us-Similarity to Fairy Rings

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

Its amazing to see.   Czech President Vaclav Klaus said on Wednesday that fighting global warming has turned into a a “religion” that replaced the ideology of communism and threatens to clip basic freedoms. 

To MMGW religous and lay-people you should just go ahead an tune to a different channel now.  You’ll be stymied and flumoxed by your inability to use base critical thinking skills and just get frustrated.  For those of you who know malarky when you see it, press on………

……..Its amazing that what appears to be freedom/capitalism is emanating for Czech Republic.  Only a few years ago under the soviet domination it now has a clearer picture than western europe with regards what is a defining issue of not climate but the choice between big government and HUGE supersized government. 

While we in the older “free” countries can only produce charlatans seeking to run their business on the foundation of the MMGW fear factory assembly line output, the eastern block nations are producing something very valuable.  Their product is a clear thinking people. 

I suppose it may stand to reason.  Here in the USA people do not have enough to worry about, life must be too easy.  Thus the people as an aggregate amplify whatever issues whether real or imaginary to maintain their worry levels at a relatively constant level.  In turn this makes them vulnerable to charlatans preaching the MMGW hokum.

So just as a mushroom fairy ring emanates from the center and travels as a wave with the center dying behind the wave front.  We let die the common sense democracy as we let the dementia of MMGW overtake our culture.

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In the center of a fairy ring the mycilia dies in the center but grows outward.  The center loses vitality as it eats its way through the soil.  This is a form of life that very obviously follows a differential equation.  The wavefronts caused by a pebble dropped in a lake have a similar shape.  Both are wavefronts.  Both have a set of differential equations.

Thus charlatans as mushrooms will run their scams through our cultures until the excess food energy of economic capitalism is depleted unless people wake up and use more common sense.  But then common sense is not that common at all.