The Sordid Story of Alligator Fudge
This alligator is nut free
Since I have not found the term via Google anywhere on the internet I feel compelled to impart this legendary story onwards to the suceeding generations.
Some friends by the name of Dana Henderson and John Holman used to love to perpetrate the following joke. Dana would crap into a brown paper bag then offer it as "Alligator Fudge" to people. If you were unlucky enough to take the bag and open it you would be hit with a malodorous wiff of fudge.