April 5, 2008

Brazilian Rubbing Alcohol is Ethanol and smells like caramel

You can buy ethanol alcohol very cheaply in Brazil.  It is very cheap.  It is very concentrated and people use it to start their barbeque grills.   I like it because when you rub it on your skin it smells faintly of caramel.  Also the part that absorbs into your body is the type of alcohol your body tolerates well.   Its hard to describe the smell but like other liquors you can't completely remove the essence of the source material that was fermented to make it.

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Carrie and the Retarded Rapist

I had a female roomate once. Carrie was an extremely fun and interesting person.  She told the story once of an attempted rape. She was working at a summer camp and was riding her bike to town. The camp was in rural Illinois. She was riding along and man grabbed her handle bars and pulled her into a corn field.  The guy was obviously not quite right.  He told her to take her clothes off.  She said "I am not going to fight you and I'm not going to tell anyone about this"   Well as it turns out the guy could not get an erection.  He needed the increased blood pressure do to the rush of a struggling woman to get hard.  He finally gave up.  She promptly went to the police and he was arrested.  Retardo Maltaban had done some sort of similar assault before were he had raped someone and had finally been released only to do it again.  If more women kept cool heads in tough situations the world would do better.  And the retard?   Rape used to be a capital crime.  These people should not reproduce. 

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago