Truth is stranger than fiction. This article is where I am going to put the strange things people search for and end up in this blog as a result. I will also add my conclusions regarding it.
amount of seman for silverback gorilla
| Search terms                                     | Conclusion |
|  pontiac aztek lesbian |  Is there a hidden untapped demographic that GM is missing? or Does Chevy make a Pontiac Lesbian? |
| Â tifsouthjersey | Â Someone is about to be tricked by tranny – see previous arty |
| Â cannabis losenge | Â Wow – REALLY good idea – Where can I buy some? – genius, nothing found – Next article?! Opps its a mispell |
| Â women vaginer | Â Either the Kennedy’s are googling or my designer vaginer concept is taking off! |
|  man made things from tasmania |  A little lateral slide into “tasmania manufacturing” ? |
| Â clear nudidity | Â finally my anti nudidity and nakality program is taking hold! |
| Â what is your favourite fruit? | Â everyone knows my favorite fruit is Hally Berries |
| Â ugliest senator | Â that’s a REAL horse race ! |
| Â barrack the magic negro | Â He really is magic, I saw him pull a rabbit out of his ass, Richard Gere was jealous. |
|  global warming deniers |  I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more, just to be the man who….( opps, wrong song ). Must have made their list! Eco-Stalinists are going to come take me away in the middle of the night.   I said EAT THE GRANOLA DENIER! |
| Â magically delicious | Â I live a lucky charmed life |
| Â hillary’s clinton favorite fruit | Â Isn’t everybodies favorite fruit Hally Berries? |
|  jim hagedorn jet |  Do not buy Miracle Grow. Permanently ground his jet |
| Â ideas to conquer the world | Â Does not reflect in my bank account balance |
| Â Â how do i get my man to look into my eyes? | …. Have small breasts ? |
| Â since 1800s how has the sucsess in transplants changed due to development of ideas and techniques | sucksess is when you finally talk her into what she says she never does |
| Â photo girl xx 14 years | Â Sounds like you’re doing some of that Pete Townshend’s style internet research |
|  female vaginer | For male vaginer see DEMOCRAT WEBSITE  ( warning: strong odor of crappy thinking ahead ) |
|  hillary divorce your parents clinton |  Apparently even Hillary’s parents have cheated on her |
| Â where does electrical energy come from? | Â Average person does not know! |
| Â john mccain motto or theme | Â What else would a shameless self promoting climbers theme be? ME, MYSELF AND I |
|  what is the 5 current events of global warming? |  1-alter chicken little story 2-spread the rumor 3-bulldoze scientist with gov’t grants 4-lefty greens eat it up/fits with socialist agenda 5-Falls flat on face as people realize what crap it is 6-unfortunately there is a 6th event where the liberal shysters make up a new scam and start again. |
| Â flying fatman harkonen | Â very fun image |
| Â hilliary the witch | Â included only because its going to snag alot of google traffic. I really think she might BE a witch. |
| Â truth about brazilian women | Â See INCREDIBLE in the dictionary |
|  what is the marketplace of ideas |  It was a place where ideas competed now its really only a single set of ideas that have already been competed and the optimums stand as a solitary set. Or was it not always that way? |
| Â how to remove co2 from the atmosphere | Â Stop breathing |
| Â how to make guns | Â can’t you just buy a clock radio? |
|  index name last modified -free jpg gloryhole |  Very effective search for photo directories. The banner list near the top had some classic! |
|  how rich is bill gates? |  Richer than Gawd. Mr. Gawd lives in Negly, Ohio and works as a mechanic. Thus he is middel class and 1/2 the people are richer than him, 1/2 are poorer. |
|  what do critics of the ‘man made’ global warming theory use as their argument? | See: Santa Claus / Easter Bunny / and especially GREAT PUMPKIN |
|  how long will it take to die from global warming |  Do not hold your breath – WAIT…you exhale CO2….if you believe in MMGW you should start holding your breath now. You are about to die from global warming in about 6 minutes. |
| Â white smelly pustule | Â Marshall Mathers? |
|  beyonce experience |  the great beyonce? Obviously one of those stupid made up Black names but she in her case obviously she gets a pass. |
|  amount of seman for silverback gorilla | You need to artificially inseminate your zoo gorilla……How do you milk a gorilla? VERY CAREFULLY !! (at first….after a while he does not go ape on you ) |
|  jack a poo |  Is this the same thing as “shirking duty” ? Remember its only sexy if its female poo. |
| Â pyramid power | Â Amway is built on the principle of Pyramid Power. |
| Â how does a fly shit | Â Garbage in and Garbage out |
|  how to make boon doogles |  Just add 4 parts corn 535 congressmen 1 president…batter deep fry.  Price? Like 1 trillion per year. |
|  bullshit socially responsible investing | Lefties think they have a magic crystal ball to tell them what is right and wrong and everyone else is a poor misguided schmuck.  People do you know what cool is? Lefties AINT it. |
|  brazilian women ugly |  American women would like to think so! This person has not been to brazil. |
|  is robert reich a dwarf |  Yes he is. He starred in a 1970’s Disney production of Snow White, was one of the lollypop guild of Willy Wonka and can be heard in the sound track of The Wizard of Oz singing follow the yellow brick road ! |
| Â where does electrical energy come from? | Â We are obviously in need of another explanatory article! |
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