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The fight against climate warming has an unexpected ally in mushrooms growing in dry spruce forests covering Alaska, Canada, Scandinavia and other northern regions, a new UC Irvine study finds. 

                                                             Global Warming Magic Mushrooms.

Global warming would be the funniest joke ever where the perpetrators of it not trying to scam you out of everything precious in your life.   That would be liberty.  The control over your destiny.  Wake up.  They want to keep you like pets. Feed you a tiny scrap of human food when you are good and rub your nose in doodoo when you think an unregulated thought.  But as we know liberals like cats.  So I hope you like cat food.

I hereby make a proposal no man made global warming advocate can argue with.  We should all be forced to wear global warming headscarves until carbon based energy is eliminated.  Why would you not agree?  Its getting hotter.  We need to protect the populace from heat stroke due to the sun.   Also we can weed out the deniers for penalty by watching who does not wear their head scarf.

Only the deniers will not wear them!

A friend of mine showed me his bit torrent control panel for "The Great Global Warming Swindle".  It is shown here below:

I watched it for a while.  The distribution of countries is very very wide.  In the above alone you can see  -1- USA    -2- Finland -3- Saudia Arabia -4- Israel -5- Brazil  -6- Indonesia

This distribution is pretty typical of what I saw.  This documentary is being spread to the entire world.   What this tells me is there is healthy skepticism of man made global warming.  It is not just us capitalist pigs in the USA with skepticism.  Some of these countries are true socialist bastions.   The skepticism is world wide.   The truly enlightened are generally able to spot bullshit a mile away.  This is because they have a core knowledge they have developed in absence of the propaganda sources of the world.    From this I suggest the MMGW crew is going to find the going progressively more difficult as time passes.

It appears that democracy is inversely proportional to carbon usage.  Thus global warming activists are unwittingly bringing a dark age about by diminishing carbon usage.  We need to subsidize carbon usage now before its a total dictatorship.

Oh my holy entropic energy god please listen to my prayers…..

Atomic energy is great.  We need to drill on the coasts and in ANWR for oil   We need to keep researching all the alternative energy possibilities.  We need the Chevy Volt.   Please help T. Boone Pickens and others like him develop his plan.  Please burn the ecotards and use the waste heat to generate electricity!    Banish all the green saboteur luddites to islands where only liberals live.  Let them sell expensive lattes and ride unicorns to work  for I do not want to live in a cave.  Do not force me to do research about cow farts.  Let them first live as they advocate others do before legislating a carbon free dark age.   Do not let their false god bend me to my knees for their religion of global warming.  Do not let their strange neurotic germanic environmental worship take over my government for the germans also have preoccupation with feces and I am not anal retentive.

Amen and lord of Energy deliver us from The Green Saboteur Luddites who hum and chant and look like Anthony Zorba in the Omega Man wearing the monk hoodie.

Daily we are barraged by verbal bombs lobbed by the media blaming all manner of things on global warming.  The latest is that kidney stones will increase because of global warming.   I am getting to the point that I believe that nearly almost everything bad is cause by global warming.  Thus the job of global warming enthusiasts everywhere should be not to research what global warming is responsible for.  We already know that….almost everything bad.

A much easier task in my estimation is the determine which bad things are NOT caused by global warming.  The list should have only 2 or 3 things on it.  Much easier !  And much more easy to listen to!  These endless stories of what MMGW is responsible for are getting on my nerves.  They never end.   Once we have the list of 2 or 3 things bad not caused by global warming we can all just shut up and go about our business instead of listening to the endless din of hucksters trying to carve a sliver of your time off so they can resell it to advertisers.

Alot of jackasses are currently running around saying we can use alternative energy to find our way out of the current problems due to the crashing dollar / oil price upward spiral.  I do not doubt that less than 30 years from now we will be largely using other sources of oil.  However as of today we are still using alot of oil.   If allowed to transition on its own schedule things should be relatively painless.  If forced by stupid bans on coastal drilling it can be very very painful.  

Lest you have any doubts regarding the transition you should read the following article regarding Tesla electric car development.   Let’s just say the PR on this has been bright and rosy.   A bit of a contrast with the story told here:  

Mr Toads wild ride AKA The Tesla spin out    Note the following:

• Mr Elon Musk botched the body work - modifying the body to make the car easier for a pregnant woman to get out of is just plain dumb.  If you are rich enough to want the trinket you are rich enough to get your but out of the car.
• Insisting on a transmission in the car is dumb.  These people want a workable electric car as a badge of honor.  Transmissions are very lossy.  It will curtail the range.  Nice as it might be to go 130 in this car it will be even nicer to be able to use the car.  A transmission directly hits usability.
• Mr Musk is obviously strong on software and has not done alot of hardware development.  The key lesson of experience is get out the first product as fast as possible.  You bleed money out your eyes, nose and ears when doing hardware in a way no software guy can understand until he sees it first hand.
• Mr Musk is appears to be dabbling.  To try to do SpaceX at the same time doing Tesla motors is crazy.  Pick one or the other.  To try to do both is dabbling of the highest order.
• And rather than use the fiberglass body panels from the Elise that Eberhard had suggested, Musk insisted on carbon fiber, a lighter, stronger, and "cooler" material, in his opinion. He then went on to redesign the headlights and the door latches.   More hardware craziness!  Incredible amounts of time to get it right.
• Several missed launch dates support my suppositions.
• GM has a large team working on the Chevy Volt….is it possible that Elon has a big ego ??  Duh! 

In short developing hardware demands a degree of humility mixed with uncomprimised testosterone induced ego.  Yes I know it sounds strange but its true but believe me I know.  I am a design engineer and the smallest of jobs requires the attention of a circus juggler with 5 chainsaws in the air at full buzz!

One final point about the alternative energy angle.  Notice that the elite rich are going to get the 100 Tesla cars produced.  If it were not for the good old fashioned gasoline cars we normal folk would be stuck on shanks mares.  If we do not watch out we’ll find ourselves stuck unable to afford energy to drive our machines whilst the rich liberals drink tea with their pinky’s out in their 100,000 dollar plus cars.

Its becoming obvious we need to buy more time with offshore drilling as the people working on hybrid cars are working themselves to death. LITERALLY.

PSYCHIATRISTS have detected the first case of "climate change delusion"    …. Note to the media….I detected climate change delusion about 1985.

Liberals were so much more fun when they only smoked alot of pot.   We all have had friends who drew spacey pictures and said things like "am I an astral navigator? or a nostril alligator? "   When they started actually trying to implement their bong inspired ideas by force feeding them to everyone they because very annoying.  

So you liberals can be proud.  You fooled a 17 year old teenager into not drinking enough water.  Excuse me while I have a huge laugh at your expense.

Global warming challenge part #5 - Build this free floating man made island and start living on it .  Surely the land will be swallowed up by rising oceans. 

Its best you get started building your Al Gores Ark.   You need to err on the side of caution! Start now!

Make sure to place every  freaky species of liberal con artist on it so you can repopulate the continents after the oceans subside. It will be a paradise!  No one will have to work.  You can simply all just tax each other and subsidize your living to the Nth degree.

Remember its important you walk the talk because otherwise people might start thinking global warming is not happening.  That it is only an anti-human hoax designed to grab phenomenal amounts of power to control societies by choking energy supplies to them. You would not want that you happen would you?