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This post is about a growing phenomenon affecting our planet. In 1820, the earth rotated on it’s axis once every 86,400 seconds. Today, it takes an entire 86,400.002 seconds. Our beloved Earth’s rotation is slowing at an alarming rate and is in direct positive correlation with the number of tall buildings we are constructing — shifting our concentration of mass outward. The geophysical implications could be dire, and we are obviously to blame! There really is no other explanation but this atrocious raping of Mother Earth.
Please join "Terrestrials Against Rotational Decay", and hopefully we can lobby Congress and the United Nations to put an end to the senseless construction of tall buildings around the world. Forward this to at least 10 people if you care at all about children, puppies, and sunshine. Don’t be an evil douche bag. You can be a part of something. You can make a difference!
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