A few posts back I explained that I am selling off as many of my things as I can stand to part with. Among these things are these stripper heels that I bought for my Brazilian girlfriend when she was here. We’ve since broken up and to send me a message she left them here when she left the last time. ( ok already I know I’m ass ). Being the cheeky monkey that I am I put an ad on craigslist to sell them because what the hell am I going to do with them ? And they are too nice to toss. They are just way more nice with a girl wearing them. So as an experimental jokey thing I listed them on craigslist in the following manner hoping some young beautiful would stop by and earn them the fun way.
Platform Mule Pleasers Way High Stripper Heels
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2007-06-20, 6:50PM MST
This listing is for Ladies Only….These heels were my Brazilian girlfriends. She only wore them in bed so they are in excellent almost new condition. 25$ or free depending on your negotiation style. Be a competitive kitty and take away a trophy.
- Location: 48th X Baseline
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Well as you might imagine this this is the first entry under the new category “Miss Adventures” things went sideways in a big big hurry. First of all I received several emails but the honest to goodness women that answered the ad all wanted the shoes for their drag tranny friends. ( that’s not a special racing transmission for a dragster )
Just now I received an email from someone with the alluring name TifSouthJersey. The first email was business-like enough. “She” said she would like to buy the shoes. I replied in an equally business-like fashion ” When do you want to stop in and buy them?”
The next email I received caused me to write this entire story. It consisted of this one composite photo with no text
Were you tricked by tranny ? I wasn’t !
My response was “you can BUY them if you want”
I may be a randy bugger but I’m not that randy!!!
So the moral of the story is its fun to watch the twists and turns. One might think result “A” may occur but plan as you might result B, C, D ……. Infinity may occur. In this case it was result number T. T is for Tranny.