Google Chrome Simon – Try to remember the sequence of the colored lights and tones of your browser

         

           

Was I not supposed to see the similarity between the google chrome browser symbol and the old Simon game?    Does it help to smoke a little pot before using Google Chrome?  It certainly did with Simon.   In college I used to put the speaker to my ear and go solely by sound and worked the buttons like lightning. 

The Gus Hall Dossier – The Drollest Communist

Update many years later:  All we get a choice of is either Bolshevik or Zionist.   Reagan was called "Red Ronnie" in the 1950s

I remember watching Gus Hall on one of the UHF channels near Youngstown Ohio when I was a child.  Gus lived in the Youngstown area for quite a long time.  His show would come on and he would groan on in a way most boring to a child.  In contrast I remember how Reagan caught and kept my attention when he narrated "Death Valley Days" prior to being elected governor.  Even then I could tell on some visceral physical level the difference between a socialist and a capitalist.  Socialist don't seem to have much of a sense of humor.  I wonder if there is a tendency towards basic chemical depression in socialists. 

                                                           Does not appear creative, witty or comical

I am currently searching for video of him to prove my point that Howard Dean and he share some subtle demeanor.  After all they are both communists.   I found a page here with video that might have a sliver of him on it.

Note the title of his book:  Ecology: Can We Survive Under Capitalism?

Its all about how we capitalist class are killing the world.  Never mind that we are all a member of the capitalist class whether we like it or not and only leave it upon death.  But then these environMENTAL cases do an advocate environmental death lottery.

If you want to see a load of doo doo Google the title of Gus's book.    Notice all the stuff about radical ecology where YOU are the criminal.  With ecology as their basis the radicals can do anything they want !   All that much better than picking on people because they are Jewish. You might run out of Jews.  But with radical environmentalism you never run out of people to demonize.  See someone you don't like?  They must be eco-criminals!

Hey you – Get out of there!

A friend of mine had a very loud voice.  As we were driving he would spot someone keying the lock on their own car or house.  He would shout in the loudest voice possible:  "HEY YOU …. GET OUT OF THERE".   The funniest part is that it worked.  People would jump and look guilty as if they were breaking into their own homes!

It is a bathroom

A couple of friends of mine used to do a funny prank wherein they would wait until someone was walking into some area they were unfamiliar with.  The would blurt out a curt "It's a bathroom" … and the more times than not the person being pranked would dead foot stop and turn around.

Never Break up with her on the Way There

I watched a TV show called Air Emergencies last night.  This particular show detailed the story of how an Egyptian Air pilot dove and airplane into the sea killing everyone on board and destroying the artwork of technology that is a Boeing 767. Investigators learned that  Gameel Al-Batouti was supposedly reprimanded for inappropriate behavior with female guests at the hotel pennsylvania , a New York City hotel often used by EgyptAir crews. Hatem Roushdy, an EgyptAir official said to be responsible for the alleged reprimand was a passenger on Flight 990. The details of the reprimand included the removal of Gameel Al-Batouti's privilege of flying any flight to the United States, and that Flight 990 would be his last. I could have advised the people involved in this incident because I learned a hard lesson several years back. That lesson is:     DO NOT BREAK UP WITH HER ON THE WAY TO YOUR VACATION DESTINATION. I was dating a American nurse.  She had a really hot body.  Unfortunately she also had the bad bitch attitude that most attractive American women have.  She invited me to go to Ouray Colorado.  When we were in the car she informed me that I was paying all the expenses!  Typical !  …  Being a manly man I assumed that if I invited her to go somewhere I wanted to go that I would pay everything.  But her idea of a smart vacation was to invite me to go and then on the way there invite me to pay for it all.  I had already had enough of her attitude up to that point.  I decided I could not take it any more and wanted to break up with her.  Unfortunately at the time I was inexperienced with women.  So by the time we hit the first part of Colorado after leaving Arizona I mentioned that I do not think we should see each other after we get back to Arizona.  She was that annoying that I felt it imperative to say it right away. Long story short after reaching Ouray she proceeded to alternate between a prementrual rage where she wielded a carved wooden pine tree like a club and then acting apologetic.  After a bit she called the local sheriff not once but twice.  First time she said ooh no problem we worked it out.  Second time in the morning I said I had enough and asked the sheriff for a ride to the country line.  In the end I paid about 500 for a rental car to drive back to Arizona. TakeAway lesson:  Wait till you are back to break up with her. Which brings me to the Egypt Air crash.  If I would have been there I would have suggested not telling Gameel Al-Batouti until he was comfortably back in Egypt.  They he would not have a plane under his control shortly after being canned.  He would also have family to comfort him.  He was obviously mentally unstable from one aspect or another and familiar surroundings and a cooling down period would have helped. Unfortunately we all learn this lesson the hard way.  My lesson was relatively cheap compared to getting obliterated in an air crash.  Unfortunately those who populate government and high places in business often are priviledged and do not have adequate life experience bring to bear on judgements.

One Breath

Is short for "one breath of air" used to enter lower s-star rated crappers.  With this one breath you try to enter said bathroom, apply ass gasket, do your business and exit before needing to take another breath.  This is greatly facilitated by availability and use of a handicrapper.

Handicrapper

Handicrapper is a portmanteau of Handicapped and Crapper and a play on the word handy ( in the sense of facile ). The wry sense of humor in the phrase comes in to play because it sounds like handicapped which is the real reason why the stall is larger. I have been a proponent of larger stalls everywhere for a long time now.  This increased space makes manuevering easier to do.    This should be the main and most significant issue ever raised by congress. Its just about a politicians mental speed limit.     The larger size facilitates the one breath application of ass gasket, defecation and high speed exit of lower s-star rated bathrooms.

Scrapies is Deadly

If you have ever been in a poorly maintained loo you may have seen a toilet with a chronic condition of scrapies.  This is where the toilet goes spinning round making its mark on the toilet in a semi arc.  Severity of the disease is rated as follows * Less than 1/4 turn : initial phases of the disease * Less than 1/2 turn : moderate secondary phase of scrappies. * Near full turn:  Severe case of scrappies.  Ass gasket are recommended when using this toilet.